Spore Slider

well some of us happen to be professional meteorologists on lumar and don’t appreciate worldhoppers skewing our important data collection

I’m gone for a month and suddenly there’s a chasmfiend kidnapping everyone what is happening

On Lumar????

I mean I hope not but who knows, maybe chasmfiends can elsegate for all I know

Can’t wait for mistborn era 3 where our trans girl protagonist takes her metal vials with monster energy while she spends weeks looking to buy unsealed gold metal minds to help with her transition process.

@rusting-storms

He's a ten, but the red sequin booty shorts/Hawaiian shirt combo has to go.

How dare you! That's the hottest part of his wardrobe!

Socks and sandals too those gotta go

Given that you spray painted me once, I'm not listening to your fashion tips.

And you're good at fashion?

Red sequin booby shorts, Hawaiian shirt, socks, and sandals. Are you not listening?

That sounds gorgeous, don't listen to the haters.

Not listening is one of my areas of expertise.

@kaladinsuniformviolationslog care to weigh in?

That combination could work, if you match the colors right. Eye-searing, but intentional.

What @the-first-gem neglected to mention was the boot on his head

A bold choice. I respect it.

Why thank you. You've always been my third-favourite Kholin.

Third favorite??

Well yes. I dated your cousin. And I think you'd agree that your brother is the best of the Kholin lot.

You’re right, Renarin is the best. But. Excuse me. What do you mean you dated my cousin. Jasnah. You dated Jasnah.

And as much as you don't wish to admit it, Jasnah is your cousin.

I like Jasnah. I didn’t know she dated.

Hmm. Yes. That actually makes complete sense. The entire time I was dating her she didn't really strike me as the romantic type.

Presumably, that’s why you’re no longer dating.

No, that's because I'm an idiot who never admitted his love, and a habitual secret-keeper. Among other faults.

Somebody noticed my comedic genius!

oh for the almighty's sake

I'm honestly curious what booby shorts would look like.

I don't know. Maybe they're evil! Then we could destroy them.

given how popular the red sequin booby shorts seem to be on this planet id definitely call them evil

You should draw me! We can destroy evil! You just need to make sure you have a lot of Bendalloy to invest yourself with so I don't consume you.

anything to destroy the booby shorts 👍

He's a ten, but the red sequin booty shorts/Hawaiian shirt combo has to go.

How dare you! That's the hottest part of his wardrobe!

Socks and sandals too those gotta go

Given that you spray painted me once, I'm not listening to your fashion tips.

And you're good at fashion?

Red sequin booby shorts, Hawaiian shirt, socks, and sandals. Are you not listening?

That sounds gorgeous, don't listen to the haters.

Not listening is one of my areas of expertise.

@kaladinsuniformviolationslog care to weigh in?

That combination could work, if you match the colors right. Eye-searing, but intentional.

What @the-first-gem neglected to mention was the boot on his head

A bold choice. I respect it.

Why thank you. You've always been my third-favourite Kholin.

Third favorite??

Well yes. I dated your cousin. And I think you'd agree that your brother is the best of the Kholin lot.

You’re right, Renarin is the best. But. Excuse me. What do you mean you dated my cousin. Jasnah. You dated Jasnah.

And as much as you don't wish to admit it, Jasnah is your cousin.

I like Jasnah. I didn’t know she dated.

Hmm. Yes. That actually makes complete sense. The entire time I was dating her she didn't really strike me as the romantic type.

Presumably, that’s why you’re no longer dating.

No, that's because I'm an idiot who never admitted his love, and a habitual secret-keeper. Among other faults.

Somebody noticed my comedic genius!

oh for the almighty's sake

I'm honestly curious what booby shorts would look like.

I don't know. Maybe they're evil! Then we could destroy them.

given how popular the red sequin booby shorts seem to be on this planet id definitely call them evil

considering I am actually here to study the lumaran water cycle yes

Kinda one of Inventions people. And what I mean is a sealed vessel which should be able to traverse under the spore seas without them, you know, exploding, specially designed and all. The only /price/ is that you allow me to do so, and that you share all findings

then I’d love to collaborate! If you can get something of that scale shipped all the way out there I would love to utilize it and share the findings! I can’t imagine they’d be of much interest to non-lumarans but regardless we’re all desperate for funding so

Who me?

yeah I mean I seem to remember a certain part of scadrials history when you entered people’s minds with hemalurgy so like I’d rather not

on Lumar it’s even better because sometimes they use “grass” as slang for verdant spores…. pretty much attempted murder at this point