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@the-first-gem
Hello. I am Hoid. Do you want me to tell you a story?
Red means out of character. Ordinarily I am @anremithrl .

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*Arriving at the site*
We're here. Come on.
*opens the door*
@the-first-gem
*practically falling out of the car* Den! Den, where are you?
(@story-cryptic Up to you where she is currently!)
*Dalinar faintly stirs*
Grandfather! Wake up!
*he groans softly, then forces his eyes partway open* ... Gav?
*Mare watches on for a moment, then takes a step outside, pushing @the-first-gem back with her so she can close the front door behind them and give the two some privacy* Well, he's fine now, and no one was skewered by a Shardblade! I'd say that's as good of a day as I could have had.
*dryly* Your standards are very high.
*she leans against the wall outside the door* You know who I'm married to. Any day without any stabbing is a success.
Your husband does seem rather... eager to start fights. The first time he met me as me, he immediately tried to attack me.
Admittedly he asked me for help and I insulted him. But he was still rather quick to jump to physical harm.
I... hope he is not too resentful of the resulting beating he took. Hopefully he learned a valuable lesson about being dead.
*Arriving at the site*
We're here. Come on.
*opens the door*
@the-first-gem
*practically falling out of the car* Den! Den, where are you?
(@story-cryptic Up to you where she is currently!)
*Dalinar faintly stirs*
Grandfather! Wake up!
*he groans softly, then forces his eyes partway open* ... Gav?
*Mare watches on for a moment, then takes a step outside, pushing @the-first-gem back with her so she can close the front door behind them and give the two some privacy* Well, he's fine now, and no one was skewered by a Shardblade! I'd say that's as good of a day as I could have had.
*dryly* Your standards are very high.
*Arriving at the site*
We're here. Come on.
*opens the door*
@the-first-gem
*practically falling out of the car* Den! Den, where are you?
(@story-cryptic Up to you where she is currently!)
*she holds up her hands* Evi and Adolin asked for a safe place to let him rest until he woke up. I agreed to let him stay here. That's all.
*glances at @the-first-gem* I don't actually know what he did out there. I was busy with disaster relief.
I want there either. From what I hear he opened a particularly large perpendicularity. A bridge between worlds.
... that sounds like something that could make a man pass out. As far as I can tell, this is a lot like pewterdrag. *she shrugs* He should wake up on his own eventually. I've tried getting a response, but he's just... out.
*still glaring* Wake him up now.
I don't know how. He's exhausted himself. I'm sorry. We just have to wait.
Liar! *goes back to Dalinar and starts shaking him to try to get him to wake up* Grandfather!
Gav.
*Arriving at the site*
We're here. Come on.
*opens the door*
@the-first-gem
*practically falling out of the car* Den! Den, where are you?
(@story-cryptic Up to you where she is currently!)
*she opens the door and almost closes it immediately, then hesitates* ... is this about Dalinar?
*Gav looks up at the mention of Dalinar* Grandfather?
Oh. *she softens immediately and gives him a gentle smile* He's alright. I think he overdid... whatever it was he was doing, so he's been... asleep. *she opens the door further so they can see Dalinar on the floor, in a nest of pillows and blankets, glowing softly*
*shoves past Mare, crashing to the floor beside Dalinar* Grandfather!?
*moves across the pillows and onto Dalinar's chest* Mmmm... his respiratory rate is normal. His pulse as well. This is what he appears like when he puts his body down to sleep at night.
*stands, moving protectively between Mare and Dalinar* What did you do to him?
*she holds up her hands* Evi and Adolin asked for a safe place to let him rest until he woke up. I agreed to let him stay here. That's all.
*glances at @the-first-gem* I don't actually know what he did out there. I was busy with disaster relief.
I want there either. From what I hear he opened a particularly large perpendicularity. A bridge between worlds.

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*Arriving at the site*
We're here. Come on.
*opens the door*
@the-first-gem
*practically falling out of the car* Den! Den, where are you?
(@story-cryptic Up to you where she is currently!)
Oh, no. Mmmmmmmm... we can prepare for the most likely of occurrences, of course! We can learn about our surroundings and make a list of what dangers there may be, and then anticipate them.
*sniffling sob* I w-want Gr-grandfath-*sob*-father....
Mmmmmm?
Mmm... let's go find him, then. I saw the perpendicularity. He is likely here somewhere!
*having been observing this from afar*
Come on. I'll drive you.
*hums in greeting* Hello, Hoid! Do you know where we are going? Have you seen the Bondsmith?
We were just right near him.
*getting back into the car*
I'll drive you there. Come on.
See @alethkars-true-king? All safe.
*stares blankly like he can't quite figure out where he is, then gets into the car numbly, his expression vacant*
*After a quiet car ride, they swiftly arrived at @marewill-flower's front door.*
*Hoid gets out and knocks*
*she opens the door and almost closes it immediately, then hesitates* ... is this about Dalinar?
*as if nothing had happened*
Yes. I have his grandson here.
*Arriving at the site*
We're here. Come on.
*opens the door*
@the-first-gem
*practically falling out of the car* Den! Den, where are you?
(@story-cryptic Up to you where she is currently!)
Oh, no. Mmmmmmmm... we can prepare for the most likely of occurrences, of course! We can learn about our surroundings and make a list of what dangers there may be, and then anticipate them.
*sniffling sob* I w-want Gr-grandfath-*sob*-father....
Mmmmmm?
Mmm... let's go find him, then. I saw the perpendicularity. He is likely here somewhere!
*having been observing this from afar*
Come on. I'll drive you.
*hums in greeting* Hello, Hoid! Do you know where we are going? Have you seen the Bondsmith?
We were just right near him.
*getting back into the car*
I'll drive you there. Come on.
See @alethkars-true-king? All safe.
*stares blankly like he can't quite figure out where he is, then gets into the car numbly, his expression vacant*
*After a quiet car ride, they swiftly arrived at @marewill-flower's front door.*
*Hoid gets out and knocks*
*Arriving at the site*
We're here. Come on.
*opens the door*
@the-first-gem
*practically falling out of the car* Den! Den, where are you?
(@story-cryptic Up to you where she is currently!)
Oh, no. Mmmmmmmm... we can prepare for the most likely of occurrences, of course! We can learn about our surroundings and make a list of what dangers there may be, and then anticipate them.
*sniffling sob* I w-want Gr-grandfath-*sob*-father....
Mmmmmm?
Mmm... let's go find him, then. I saw the perpendicularity. He is likely here somewhere!
*having been observing this from afar*
Come on. I'll drive you.
*hums in greeting* Hello, Hoid! Do you know where we are going? Have you seen the Bondsmith?
We were just right near him.
*getting back into the car*
I'll drive you there. Come on.
See @alethkars-true-king? All safe.
*Arriving at the site*
We're here. Come on.
*opens the door*
@the-first-gem
*practically falling out of the car* Den! Den, where are you?
(@story-cryptic Up to you where she is currently!)
Oh, no. Mmmmmmmm... we can prepare for the most likely of occurrences, of course! We can learn about our surroundings and make a list of what dangers there may be, and then anticipate them.
*sniffling sob* I w-want Gr-grandfath-*sob*-father....
Mmmmmm?
Mmm... let's go find him, then. I saw the perpendicularity. He is likely here somewhere!
*having been observing this from afar*
Come on. I'll drive you.
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*staring at him with apprehension from the other side of the street* -@marewill-flower
*the Heightenings mean he senses her watching. He drops off Cricket and stares back at her evenly before giving in to Gav's insistence and disappearing into the motorcar*
*Arriving at the site*
We're here. Come on.
*opens the door*
@the-first-gem
*practically falling out of the car* Den! Den, where are you?
(@story-cryptic Up to you where she is currently!)
*very, very faint sound of humming in the distance*
*evenly gets out of the car, his Heightened senses pick up Den immediately*
She's right over here, Gav.
*you hear the sounds of a child crying in an alleyway*
@the-button-gang
*comes running into the alleyway, prepared to fight off whoever's hurting this kid*
*calmly gets into the car, practically ignoring Gav's manhandling*
What is wrong with you? Don't you care?
*starting the motorcar calmly*
Panicking might be useful from an evolutionary perspective, but most of the time it just gets in the way.
*icy glare* How fast would you be moving if it was your friend in trouble?
*evenly, moving the car*
Den is my friend too, so... exactly this fast, actually.
Oh, so you just don't care about your friends!
*dryly*
Ah yes. You're right. It is much better to be missing important details and scrambling around in panic, making mistakes that will make everything worse for my friends, just because it better shows that I care.
You know if we crash and you die Den will be hurt far far worse?
*you hear the sounds of a child crying in an alleyway*
@the-button-gang
*comes running into the alleyway, prepared to fight off whoever's hurting this kid*
*calmly gets into the car, practically ignoring Gav's manhandling*
What is wrong with you? Don't you care?
*starting the motorcar calmly*
Panicking might be useful from an evolutionary perspective, but most of the time it just gets in the way.
*icy glare* How fast would you be moving if it was your friend in trouble?
*evenly, moving the car*
Den is my friend too, so... exactly this fast, actually.
*you hear the sounds of a child crying in an alleyway*
@the-button-gang
*comes running into the alleyway, prepared to fight off whoever's hurting this kid*
*too panicked to listen, grabs Hoid by the lapels of his shirt* You have to take me back! I have to find her!
*for the briefest moment he considers Soothing Gav but he realises that Gav probably won't take it well*
We'll find her. You can sense her through her bond, is she fine? We'll find her.
I... I can feel her. I think. I have to find her before something happens! Someone put her in a jar once, what if she gets trapped again? *trying to shove Hoid back into the car* Take me back to where we were!
*pauses*
There's no need to be afraid. Come on.
*turns to Cricket @the-button-gang*
You got it from here?
*nods* I got it. Find your friend.
*pauses for a moment to talk to Cricket* Go inside. Stay out of the streets. It's not safe for you.
*continues manhandling @the-first-gem into the motorcar* Move! Hurry up! She could be in danger!
*calmly gets into the car, practically ignoring Gav's manhandling*
What is wrong with you? Don't you care?
*starting the motorcar calmly*
Panicking might be useful from an evolutionary perspective, but most of the time it just gets in the way.

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*you hear the sounds of a child crying in an alleyway*
@the-button-gang
*comes running into the alleyway, prepared to fight off whoever's hurting this kid*
*too panicked to listen, grabs Hoid by the lapels of his shirt* You have to take me back! I have to find her!
*for the briefest moment he considers Soothing Gav but he realises that Gav probably won't take it well*
We'll find her. You can sense her through her bond, is she fine? We'll find her.
I... I can feel her. I think. I have to find her before something happens! Someone put her in a jar once, what if she gets trapped again? *trying to shove Hoid back into the car* Take me back to where we were!
*pauses*
There's no need to be afraid. Come on.
*turns to Cricket @the-button-gang*
You got it from here?
*nods* I got it. Find your friend.
*pauses for a moment to talk to Cricket* Go inside. Stay out of the streets. It's not safe for you.
*continues manhandling @the-first-gem into the motorcar* Move! Hurry up! She could be in danger!
*calmly gets into the car, practically ignoring Gav's manhandling*
*you hear the sounds of a child crying in an alleyway*
@the-button-gang
*comes running into the alleyway, prepared to fight off whoever's hurting this kid*
*too panicked to listen, grabs Hoid by the lapels of his shirt* You have to take me back! I have to find her!
*for the briefest moment he considers Soothing Gav but he realises that Gav probably won't take it well*
We'll find her. You can sense her through her bond, is she fine? We'll find her.
I... I can feel her. I think. I have to find her before something happens! Someone put her in a jar once, what if she gets trapped again? *trying to shove Hoid back into the car* Take me back to where we were!
*pauses*
There's no need to be afraid. Come on.
*turns to Cricket @the-button-gang*
You got it from here?