Anything, really

(I recently joined a guild on Dissidia Duellum called the WorstDDFFPlayers, a tongue in cheek guild made by people struggling in matches. I made an anthem/poem about us.)

We're The Worst Dissidia Players

By: Kagami

[Verse]

We're the worst Dissidia Players,

We're really not that good.

We lose our fights when we don't play right,

And we're really sorry too.

We wish there was a Sorry Emote so we could apologize~

But all we've got is Thank You! Nice Work! when we're running out of tries.

Though maybe we're actually not that bad,

And we can just take a joke~

Hey wait, what's this? A TPK?

Well, let's come together and mope.

[Chorus]

We're the worst Dissidia Players,

We're really not that good.

We lose our fights when we don't play right,

And we're really sorry too.

[Verse]

We've got the worst Clive

(Somehow there's five)

And our Warriors forget that they're tanks.

And please don't forget,

Those who cheered, "Zidane Get!"

But were shamed out of playing on ranked.

[Chorus]

We're the worst Dissidia Players,

We're really not that good.

We lose our fights when we don't play right,

And we're really sorry too.

[Verse]

Our Promptos get mobbed by one rival,

And our Onions forget to slay mobs.

We're often too fragile to rescue our mates,

And sometimes we go and killsteal by mistake.

So when they die, all we can cry, is,

"Sorry, just doing my job!"

[Chorus]

We're the worst Dissidia Players,

We're really not that good.

We lose our fights when we don't play right,

And we're really sorry too.

[Verse]

But lay down your harpoons, and down Heals like ales,

Athough we mistime those a lot.

We play what we like, and give our best shot.

And at least we don't spend like whales.

[Chorus]

We're the worst Dissidia Players,

We're really not that good.

We lose our fights when we don't play right,

And we're really sorry too.

But we've had our good fun, so so what, who cares?

In our hearts we've already won.

[The list of characters is short because I speak from self-deprecating experience. I main Prompto because he was the first character I drew a full kit for, and I am often killed by rivals before I can accomplish much. My second is Warrior of Light, and since Prompto is fragile, I tend to forget that Warrior shouldn't be running away. I had fun with Zidane early game, but he's weak, fragile, and hated so much that I stopped.]

Okay, at the start of Persona 5, the Metaverse app appears on Joker's phone, and is weird and creepy and suspicious, and Joker deletes it right away. Standard procedure nowadays. But it's magic, so it keeps coming back.

Meanwhile, all the way back in the first Shin Megami Tensei game, the hero gets a weird email saying that demons have invaded and the only way to defend yourself is to download the weird program conveniently attached. To be fair, this was before phishing. And there's one guy who just deleted the email, saying you can't download just random things off the internet.