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Kings: okay valid. We have a retirement party at 4 anyways.

Stars: okay so that sucked. A lot. But the wild was pretty good and we always have next yr!

Wild: we will never win anything in Minnesota. We're cursed. at least we beat dallas and Colorado is the best team in the league.

Colorado: i.... i don't want to talk about it. I'm printing off mental health crisis paperwork for Natedogg rn. Do you want a copy?

Ducks: at least we beat the oilers and put up a better fight than those guys. Quack quack.

Oilers: okay so no gold... and no cup.... we have Mcdavid on a 24 hr watch rn

Utah: we made playoffs!! Is this our week to bring snacks?

Ottawa: we went to overtime tho. Those dont count as points? We were not aware.

Boston: who are these guys?? The sabres weren't a team before. I've never heard of them. They've been there for yrs?

Tampa: Dobes... wtf is that guy on??

Buffalo: Dobes.... wtf is that guy on???

Montreal: tabernak, we have to shoot to win?? Can Dobes do that too?

Penguins: gritty... he's fucking everywhere. We're sending Sid to Switzerland rn

Flyers: hey, hey, one thing, fuck you penguins! Alright I'm out

Meanwhile waiting for playoffs

Vegas:

Carolina: