Autographed Nicklas Backstrom Gnome (haunted)

hi im macklin celebrini im 19 years old hey three time stanley cup winner gold medal olympian sidney crosby im your captain you need to hussle more on the powerplay also i dont know who charles darwin is

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

pov you’re macklin celebrini. you lose the gold medal game to the evil team usa. your mom (sidcros) is dead. you open your phone and will smith hockey just texted you. he’s volunteered you for an elevated cupcake experience.

okay i’m back to share more because i think we need a mood pick me up. i asked toff afterwards why can’t he just ask to attend as a sharks player instead of bidding on it. he said “maybe i’ll show up. something interesting might happen.” he then said cupcakes made by willmack would NOT be good. my wife asked, “wasn’t will’s banana bread good?” and toff said, “yeah it was really good. unfortunately.” he’s such a hater LMAO

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