Vampires! in the Attic!

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

Like to charge, reblog to cast

all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps

see she gets it

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

excited to see where this goes

The game is now in a presentable state— I just have to wait for PayPal to finish up with its bullshit so you guys can give me tips if you’d like, and so I can offer bonus content

Would you mind if i streamed this on twitch? Im fascinated by the premise

Please do! Just give me a link to it so I can see

having an ancient vampire develop a psychosexual obsession for me after repressing any feelings of love for centuries would fix me i think

From Tshortik