Spooky Princess

quitting my job to become a lake monster

it’s jsut fucked up that we bred pigeons to be our companions and then when we no longer had use of them we just abandoned them and now we treate them like menaces and pests and  people want them dead they are our FRIENDS

I was drunk but right

All I know is that if I’m ever found dead in some wacky circumstance and they use my tumblr text posts in the documentary about me, I WILL be maliciously haunting everyone involved

imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day

first date idea: we watch all of the scream movies and you don’t fucking talk to me

I genuinely appreciate how obsession doesn't try to frame bear as morally grey but just fully leans into how deplorable he is. a lesser movie would have tried to give him redeeming moments along the way but no, at every single crossroads bear makes the wrong choice. when the customer service rep asks him if he wants to cancel his wish, he says no, and asks to alter it. when nikki, the real one, begs him to kill her, he asks her "if it would be so bad to love him", and right at the end, backs out of killing himself and tries to throw the pills up. he is the villain, not another victim, not a confused, cowardly boy, the villain.