Literally Embarrassing To Be Here

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

hey um. your boyfriend turned into the thing he swore he’d destroy. yeah. no he didnt make it. sorry

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

because they were fucking good!

okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

polyamourous people aren’t oppressed but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be