Spoopy ADHD Goblin

Thanks! I do appreciate everything

rb if your account is a safe space for polyamorous people

Yes!!!

If you heard of writer's block, get ready for reader's block. You want to read. You have time. You know what to read; how have a pile of books ready to be read. You cannot sit still and focus enough to do so or you can't even open the book.

Um wat

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.

If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses take big fat look at this and suffer with me

Um… you think their antenna were for anything other than reproduction??

i’m going to kill you for this

i’m going to kill you first

What am I supposed to do with my life after hearing this information

i’ve seen rocky horror show twice and you still couldn’t explain the plot to me in any meaningful way? i would just nod and wonder what u were on about

The plot of RHPS basically revolves around space transvestites and how the character of Dr. Frankenfurter is way to sexed up and a fleeing criminal who is killed by Magenta and her hunchback lover. Who are also Space Transvestites. And some poor conservative christian couple is wrapped up in all the blatant sexual debauchery like someone who accidentally caught the eye of a mad lad tripping on bath salts.

But have you considered: Looking for your phone while using said phone as a flashlight to look for it?

This was shockingly comforting. Thanks

I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.

“Kids these days are always on their phones” As opposed to literally what else? Reading a magazine? Staring blankly at my surroundings? Arguing with my parents? Why does your generation cling to this rabid shaming of people for using interpersonal communication devices to stay in touch with the world? What do you want from me

The previous generation seems to universalise the usage of electronics in general under ‘waste of time/lazy activity’. My mom goes “you just go from gadget to gadget to gadget why don’t you get up and do something” like, seriously dude?? I just finished reading an paper on why the Japanese real estate market crashed after 1986 and still hasn’t recovered as of 2020, on my lazy activity phone here, what exactly did you do with your last half hour?