cosmere brainrot

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked a stick to be fire and well. It didnt go well

If it's live action then all of Hoid's appearances should be animated and if it's animated then all of Hoid's appearances should be live action. I think this would be very funny and it would delight me endlessly

The funniest love triangle in fiction happened in The Well of Ascension, the second Mistborn book, where Zane was like "[insert evil laugh here] I'm gonna torture my half-brother by making his girlfriend fall in love with me and force her to choose between us". Meanwhile Vin is just living her life and dealing with plot stuff and never gives any indication of harboring the barest romantic or even platonic feeling towards Zane, and when he finally makes his offer she's like "what the fuck dude of course I'm not picking you". The third point of the non-existent triangle, Elend, remains blissfully unaware of any of these events (including that he has a half-brother) because he's too busy dealing with other plot stuff. Anyway, kudos to Zane for inventing clowns in Scadrial

everyday i think of renarin and how much he means to me

you can't tell me the Stormfather doesn't think of Kaladin as the weird unidentifiable wild animal Syl dragged in, probably with fleas and requiring vaccinations

*trying to solve a friend's problem* hmmm. well you could use me as a blade, perhaps? and slay your enemies? just a thought

nightblood core

I think pierced ears and earrings are cool and all, but I’m not a fan of wearing earrings all the time because they allow the evil god of change and war and destruction to influence your thoughts emotions and actions and prevent the god of safety and peace and preservation from helping you and giving you extra superpowers and letting you share references to your favorite book series.