just a simple cat lady

Those am him leafs

You leaf him and his leaves alone

bring back Georgian-era sentence structure. fuck this single clause Hemingway bullshit; I want to string the reader along for pages, to link, however disparate, an endless array of actions using every form of punctuation I can imagine - even those I rarely use - and generally be as incoherent as possible (though it is to be said that this is for internet and casual use, and not for increasing the impenetrability of research papers, a far less noble goal than the one I proposed).

that was like a volleyball setup and spike

that kitty really went

@partyinthemysterymachine

I am all these

look, this is how i roll also i am pretty sure my upstairs neighbours thing i have a cat named Josie because i chirp “HEY JOSIE!” every time i run through her office on the way to the war room

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

THE TIME HAS COME

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S