#SPOILERS

❝ Do you have a secret identity? Every superhero has a secret identity! ❞ ❝ No matter how many times you save the world, it always seems to get into jeopardy again. ❞ ❝ Sometimes I just want the world to stay saved, you know? ❞ ❝ I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for maybe 10 minutes?! ❞ ❝ Sometimes I think I’d like the simple life. Relax a little, raise a family… ❞ ❝ Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t think so. ❞ ❝ Settle down? Are you kidding? I’m at the top of my game! ❞ ❝ Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour. ❞ ❝ Not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them! ❞ ❝ When you asked if I was doing anything later, I thought it was going to be playful banter. ❞  ❝ Go save the world one policy at a time, honey. ❞ ❝ You’re guilty! I can see it on your smug little face! ❞  ❝ The world wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we just gotta be like everyone else. ❞ ❝ Our powers are nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers make us special. ❞  ❝ They caught you on tape and you still got away with it?! Whoa! ❞ ❝ What do you know about normal!? What does anyone in this family know about normal!? ❞ ❝ Where’s your speech about how feeble I am, how inevitable my defeat is etc etc? ❞ ❝ Look, what if we actually did what everyone thought we were doing? Just to shake things up. ❞ ❝ Darn you! We can’t blow our cover again! ❞ ❝ I appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over. ❞ ❝ I know who you are. Rest assured, your secret is safe with me. ❞ ❝ You’re still here. You can still do great things…or be normal. Your choice. ❞ ❝ I do usually make a point to know who I’m working for. ❞ ❝ I was surprised to get your call, but perhaps you come with a challenge? ❞ ❝ I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. ❞ ❝ Darling! It’s been such a long time after all these years! So long! ❞ ❝ All I wanted was to help you! And what did you say to me!? ❞ ❝ I’ve learned an important lesson…You can’t count on anyone. ❞  ❝ See? Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. That’s the way it works. ❞ ❝ You sly dog! You caught me monologuing! ❞ ❝ I always knew you were tough! I was right to idolise you! ❞ ❝ You don’t have to worry about one thing, I’ve got baby sitting wired! ❞ ❝ I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out! ❞ ❝ I’ll tell you what we’re not gonna do – we’re not gonna panic. ❞ ❝ We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived, but we’re dead! ❞ ❝ I seem to recall you prefer to ‘work alone’… ❞ ❝ I knew you couldn’t do it. Even when you have nothing to lose, you’re weak. ❞   ❝ You want to go towards the people who tried to kill us? ❞ ❝ Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. ❞  ❝ If anything goes wrong, I want you to run as fast as you can. ❞ ❝ It wasn’t fair of me to suddenly ask so much of you. ❞ ❝ Doubt is a luxury we can’t afford anymore ❞ ❝ Valuing life is not weakness, and disregarding it is not strength. ❞ ❝ Our lives could be in jeopardy…Or worse, our marriage! ❞ ❝ How could I betray the perfect woman~? ❞ ❝ Oh come on, you gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie! ❞ ❝ You killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one!? ❞ ❝ Tell me where my supersuit is! We’re talking about the greater good here! ❞ ❝ “Greater good”? I am your husband/wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get! ❞ ❝ Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal some manners! ❞ ❝ You’re going in while what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? ❞ ❝ I can’t lose you again! I can’t….not again! ❞   ❝ Does this mean we can come out of hiding? ❞ ❝ The people of this country are indebted to you. ❞   ❝ You took away my future…I’m simply returning the favour. ❞ ❝ Who knows..you might make a good sidekick! ❞ ❝ …Does this mean we have to move again…? ❞ ❝ Soon all will tremble before me! ❞

“no way? you made that site? i used to go on it all the time.” // @spoilerized

     “GOOOOOOOOD-”

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

stephanie brown: trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for tim’s benefit!