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I really don't want to turn off comments for non-mutuals on my posts because this is a side blog, so technically nobody is my mutual and nobody would be able to comment, but I might have to temporarily if the scammers continue to comment and tag people relentlessly. I just deleted a bunch of scam replies. Sorry guys 😔
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Stephanie: You need to stop, by the way.
Bruce: Stop what?
Stephanie: Your attitude.
Bruce: What's wrong with my attitude?
Stephanie: A regular size person radiates a regular amount of mopey, but you're big, so you make this big mope cloud that just covers everything.
Bruce: I'm not mopey. This is normal.
Stephanie: Well fix it. Be happier.
All of my posts about Stephanie and Bruce bullying each other are tagged #frenemies because that's what they are. To me.
Stephanie: You need to stop, by the way.
Bruce: Stop what?
Stephanie: Your attitude.
Bruce: What's wrong with my attitude?
Stephanie: A regular size person radiates a regular amount of mopey, but you're big, so you make this big mope cloud that just covers everything.
Bruce: I'm not mopey. This is normal.
Stephanie: Well fix it. Be happier.
Bruce: Stephanie?
Robin!Stephanie: Yes?
Bruce: I have a critique.
Stephanie: Go on.
Bruce: Sometimes you behave less...well than anyone has ever behaved.
Stephanie: I see. Strikes me as the pot calling the kettle black, don't you think?
Bruce: Touché.
Stephanie: I would kill for a burger.
Tim: I can get you a burger.
Stephanie: Aww. He's such a good provider. Husband material.
Dick: You're not married.
Stephanie: Why buy the cow when I can get the cheeseburger for free?
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Wait there are other DC characters?
@pricetagofficial said: Nah I think it's only Bruce Wayne, and everyone is just a figment of his imagination
Oh thank God. I thought I was gonna have to read a comic.
Wait there are other DC characters?
What does Bruce have against Etsy?
Is he pissed that he couldn't buy it?
Tim goes wild for monogramed gifties. It's frankly irresponsible. Everybody else can use it though.
how come u dont post more of dc outside of batfam /genq
I'm a one trick pony, baby
(you can submit whatever you want btw) (I might even get around to posting it)
Why do you tag your posts as satire? They're not satire.
That's my name.
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Dick: What are you doing?
Jason: What?
Dick: Those are my tights.
Jason: I'm Robin.
Dick: I beg your pardon!?
Jason: I'm Robin. Bruce said I could be.
Dick:
Jason: I think we have a problem. Dick said I can't be Robin.
Bruce:
Jason: So then Dick said I can't even wear his tights anyway because they're too big, and Bruce said I can because you can just make them smaller.
Alfred, who does not have time for unnecessary tailoring:
Tim: Robin belongs to Dick, and he said you were dead, and—
Jason:
Steph, changing into costume: Tim has to drop out and said I can cover for him in the meantime
Bruce, seeing this child is blonde and not black-haired:
Stephanie: You know, you should be nicer to me. I'm the only low maintenance one.
Bruce: Sure.
Stephanie: I'm like a Honda.
Bruce: A what?
Stephanie: .....
Stephanie: I'm like a Lexus.
Bruce: Ah.
Stephanie: Yeah.
Bruce: Good starter car.
Bruce: I don't know if I want you hanging out with Stephanie anymore. She said she's cheap.
Tim: What do you mean?
Bruce: You know, cheap. Like trashy.
Tim: I'm sure she didn't say any such thing.
Bruce: She compared herself to a Lexus. I was polite about it.
Tim: A Lexus, huh? Well, maybe she didn't mean if that way.
Bruce: And before that she said something about Honda, whatever that is.
Tim: Oh. Yikes.
Tim: *pulls out a bag of vitamins*
Tim: I require a lot of maintenance.
Bruce: I love all of my children equally.
Jason, who secretly wants to be the favorite:
Tim: So you know how I always wanted to be Robin?
Dick: Yeah.
Tim: Especially when Jason was Robin. He was so cool. No offense.
Dick: Uh. Okay.
Tim: And I used to think about it all the time, how I'd really, really love to be Robin, if the position weren't already filled.
Dick: ....okay.
Tim: Do you think I killed Jason with my mind?
Dick: Tim. Please.
Tim: I swear it was an accident.
Tim: In hindsight though? I can't say he doesn't end up deserving it.
Dick: Didn't you guys like...bake muffins yesterday or something?
Tim: Yeah. I'm gonna try not to do it to him again.
Tim: Could you imagine how mad he'd be if he came back a second time though?
Dick: Can you please be having these revelations anywhere else?
Tim: Yeah, sure. I'm actually headed out to meet Jason now.
Dick: Maybe it's a good day to just keep your thoughts to yourself.
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Dick: What are you doing?
Jason: What?
Dick: Those are my tights.
Jason: I'm Robin.
Dick: I beg your pardon!?
Jason: I'm Robin. Bruce said I could be.
Dick:
Jason: I think we have a problem. Dick said I can't be Robin.
Bruce:
Jason: So then Dick said I can't even wear his tights anyway because they're too big, and Bruce said I can because you can just make them smaller.
Alfred, who does not have time for unnecessary tailoring:
Tim: Robin belongs to Dick, and he said you were dead, and—
Jason:
Tim: So you know how Jason has a cat?
Jason, with a little cat hiding in his jacket: No I don't.
Dick: Yeah.
Tim: I think I would like a pet too.
Dick: Oh?
Jason, trying to muffle the sound of purring: I don't have a pet. You're thinking of Damian.
Tim: I put a collar on one of the bats.
Dick: ....Is that safe?
Tim: For me, or for the bat?
Dick: Both, probably?
Jason, with a little cat nose sticking out of his collar: Both.
Dick: What's his name?
Tim: Her name is Bella.
Jason: Really?
Tim: Really.
Tim: It says so right on her collar, if you even care.
Dick: Does Bruce know you're using Etsy again?
Tim: Like he could stop me.
