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❝ Kill all those who stand in your way. ❞ ❝ I'm sorry that you've been thrown into this brutal war with us. ❞  ❝ The next time you see me, we will settle this once and for all. ❞  ❝ I wish that we had met as allies. ❞ ❝ I hope you'll forgive me for what I must now do. ❞ ❝ What a shame that a person with such skill is fighting on the wrong side. ❞ ❝ Nothing against you, but I've been hired to do a job. So now, you'll die. ❞  ❝ I will stop you here, at the cost of my own life if necessary. ❞ ❝ You don't look very impressive. Not compared to a renowned lady like me! ❞ ❝ I know, more than most, how painful it is to lose someone precious to you. ❞  ❝ I thought I'd be facing an opponent who was at least slightly worthy of my time. ❞ ❝ Why do I keep losing? It's really not fair! ❞ ❝ I do not wish to war with you, but you came here...so war it is. ❞ ❝ I may lose a fight, but never a war. ❞ ❝ Tell me...Are you afraid to die? ❞ ❝ We will fight, and I will win. It's as simple as that. ❞  ❝ I would like to take this opportunity to state that I don't usually dress like this... ❞ ❝ I couldn't care less what those who hire me stand for. My job is to wield this sword. ❞ ❝ I will give you one last warning. Get in my way, and I will be forced to kill you. ❞ ❝ No matter how hard you try, your resistance is meaningless. ❞ ❝ Do you want to get married or don't you?! ❞ ❝ I have lived as a knight and I intend to die as one. ❞ ❝ With you by my side, there's no one that can defeat us. ❞ ❝ I hope you aren't underestimating me just because I'm cute. That would be a big mistake. ❞ ❝ Are you going to entertain me or not? ❞  ❝ It's hard work chasing down such fine specimens of manhood, but someone has to do it! ❞  ❝ Why do you insist on behaving like a child? ❞ ❝ A true ruler cannot let their own selfish desires lead them. ❞ ❝ You show up out of nowhere and claim you're trying to save the world? Sounds shady to me. ❞ ❝ I'm not comfortable putting you in danger... ❞ ❝ I'd follow you to the depths of hell just to lay hands on that neck of yours. ❞ ❝ Here and now, I swear this to you: I will never leave your side again. ❞ ❝ Call me a coward if you want, but I'm retreating. I'm not dying here. ❞ ❝ To think you pointed your weapon at me—a king! ❞  ❝ I'm not leaving your side. I will protect you. ❞ ❝ You'll even throw away the lives of your people to make an escape... Pitiful. ❞ ❝ What will you do—protect your people, or let them die? The choice is yours. ❞  ❝ You'd give me orders? Do you imagine you can enforce them? ❞ ❝ The time has come to settle things between us. ❞ ❝ I want to become stronger...so don't hold back! It's time to fight! ❞ ❝ Submit quietly and you will not be harmed. I swear it. ❞ ❝ There is no need to spill any more blood today. ❞ ❝ I feel bad killing you, but it was your mistake to come here. ❞ ❝ Lest you think my talents are limited to magic, let me demonstrate my skill with a blade. ❞ ❝ What vexes you more? Is it my strength, or your weakness? ❞  ❝ I will defeat you myself, and your death will not be an easy one. ❞ ❝ Just come along quietly like the sweet little lamb I know you are. ❞ ❝ You aren't yet well. If you want to recover, you need some rest! ❞ ❝ My sword thirsts for the blood of men. Would you become its prey? ❞ ❝ Looks like I need to teach you a lesson! ❞ ❝ Now that I'm here, there's no way we will lose. ❞ ❝ You know what they say... The enemy of my enemy is my friend. ❞ ❝ Be still. You're too wounded to move... ❞ ❝ I know you, and you have a way of getting what you want. ❞ ❝ I can show you no mercy. Kill me, and don't look back. ❞ ❝ If you think you can kill me, you should probably give it a try. ❞  ❝ A ruler with no concern for his people is no ruler at all. ❞ ❝ I will put an end to your rule. I will put an end to your life. ❞ ❝ I don't know how much longer I will live, so I will treasure each moment I have left. ❞ ❝ I have my pride. I will not withdraw without a fight. ❞ ❝ I do not care if you do not like my order. You will obey. ❞ ❝ I hope you like the dark. I'm about to drown you in it... ❞ ❝ All I've ever desired is a country where war and hunger are unknown. ❞ ❝ You have no right to call yourself a king. ❞ ❝ My blade's only purpose is to kill. ❞  ❝ I've got a delivery to make. I don't have time for a fight... ❞ ❝ I'm sick of being helpless. I won't be a burden anymore. ❞  ❝ If you ever need someone to talk to, you can come to me. ❞ ❝ I know we're not bound by blood, but...I care just the same. ❞ ❝ I'll always be at your side, no matter where you may go. ❞ ❝ I will now show you how weak you are. ❞

❝ How was I supposed to know that this thing was so important to you? ❞ ❝ Anyone else would have waited to offend their client until after they were paid, you know. ❞ ❝ I’m not just anyone else. I’m one of a kind, baby! ❞ ❝ What trouble have you steered us into now !? ❞ ❝ Anything is better than that racket you call “music”... ❞ ❝ I was gonna say “let’s look for survivors”, but sure, treasure’s good too. ❞ ❝ You certainly wasn’t who I was expecting, but I’ll be happy to kill you anyway. ❞ ❝ Your stupidity may have doomed the universe! ❞ ❝ You’ve proven far more useful than I could have imagined. ❞ ❝ Your pathetic attacks cannot harm me. ❞ ❝ I have felt death. This...is slightly less pleasant. ❞ ❝ There’s nothing like a good old fashioned brawl to make me feel at home. ❞ ❝ Not that I’m complaining, but shouldn’t this place have guards? ❞ ❝ You have the honour of being my first victim. ❞ ❝ Something’s not right... I can feel it in the air. ❞ ❝ I was starting to think I’d have to clean this mess up by myself! ❞ ❝ When this is over, remind me to never hang out with you again. ❞ ❝ When I get out of here, you’re gonna get it! Just gimme a few minutes to recover, okay? ❞ ❝ It’s not my fault you don’t appreciate real showmanship! ❞ ❝ If you let me out of here, I promise I won’t hit you anymore! ❞ ❝ You will rue the day you thought yourself fit to challenge me. ❞ ❝ Schools out, punk, and you just failed. ❞ ❝ This is what I get for leaving a pawn like you to do the work of a king. ❞ ❝ You’re better off by my side than behind bars. ❞ ❝ I’d like to say this isn’t your fight, but you’d know I’d be lying. ❞ ❝ You know me... I just love this superhero stuff... ❞ ❝ Gotta keep the mystery in our relationship somehow, babe. ❞ ❝ You’re welcome to follow me... just watch your step. ❞ ❝ Stopping cosmic annihilation is a bit outside my comfort zone... ❞ ❝ We are no longer safe in our own home. ❞ ❝ This is a private party. No crashers allowed! ❞ ❝ How come people always launch attacks on my day off? ❞ ❝ Our goals are aligned, even if our methods are not. ❞ ❝ Could you do me a favour and die already? I’ve got a reputation to maintain! ❞ ❝ When ____ is done with you, you’re gonna wish you let me put you out of your misery. ❞ ❝ The only currency your kind seems to understand is power. ❞ ❝ When has following you ever done me any good? ❞   ❝ I did not come here for a fight, just to claim the power that is rightfully mine. ❞ ❝ I will watch as all you hold dear crumbles to the ground around you. ❞ ❝ Someone’s about to get a kick square in their chimichangas! ❞ ❝ A new era is dawning. It’s such a pity that you will not get to see it. ❞ ❝ I will have what is mine, even if I have to pry it from your dead hands. ❞ ❝ For once, I’m not the ugliest guy in battle. ❞ ❝ I’m starting to think I wasn’t clear enough about the gravity of your situation. ❞ ❝ These monsters aren’t going to hunt themselves. ❞ ❝ I’ve waited so long to make you mine... ❞ ❝ You might think you’ve won, but I shall return stronger than ever before. ❞ ❝ Why have you opened the doors to the chaos I fought so hard to leave behind? ❞ ❝ I should have known you were behind this. Only you would dare betray our people. ❞ ❝ If you believe in the goddess, now would be the time to start praying. ❞ ❝ I’m afraid I can’t let you go any further. ❞ ❝ I’m just a liability...A weapon our enemies can use against you. ❞ ❝ Stick to science. Fighting isn’t your strong suit. ❞ ❝ No man is fit to wield this kind of power. Not even a king. ❞ ❝ I’d be lying if I was saying that this wasn’t taking a toll on me. ❞ ❝ I’ve only come to claim what’s mine, but if you resist, I’ll take your life as well. ❞ ❝ I can read your every move before you even make it. ❞ ❝ With such power at my command, you are little more than a flea to me. ❞ ❝ Death by my hands is not an honour you have earned. ❞ ❝ The living do not belong in this wretched place. ❞ ❝ If you let me out, I promise I’ll behave. ❞ ❝ What kind of master plan ends with you locked away in a dungeon? ❞ ❝ Despite appearances, I really am on your side. Give me a chance to prove it. ❞ ❝ One day of heroics should atone for centuries of evil, right? ❞ ❝ You should have learned by now that your kind of evil never wins. ❞ ❝ Everyone has a weakness. It’s just a matter of finding it... ❞ ❝ With a few words, I could twist your fragile mind to obey my every whim. ❞ ❝ You truly believe you can win, don’t you? Fool. ❞ ❝ You’ve come a long way just to die. ❞ ❝ Of all the days to finally become a hero, this one perhaps was not the wisest of choices. ❞ ❝ Perhaps...we are not that different after all, you and I. ❞ ❝ If I know anything about ____, it’s that he always finds a way to return, even from beyond the grave. ❞

❝ You’re barely old enough to be a man. You shouldn’t be forced to wield a sword. ❞ ❝ You’ve laughed in the face of death far too many times to stop now. ❞ ❝ Men like us don’t die in places like this. ❞ ❝ You’re no good to anyone if you’re locked away in a dungeon. ❞ ❝ If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were waiting for me all along. ❞ ❝ You have something that belongs to me. ❞ ❝ You’re playing with fire and I’d rather not get burned. ❞ ❝ If you ever want to see your home again, you’ll do exactly as I say. ❞ ❝ You should come with me. It’s better than being by yourself. ❞ ❝ You have a lot to learn before we even get started on your thievery. ❞ ❝ Relax, it’s just a corpse. Jump at every little thing down here and you’ll wear yourself out. ❞ ❝ Remember what curiosity killed...Just a friendly word of advice. ❞ ❝ You just don’t give up, do you? ❞   ❝ You’re such a faithful hound to cling so to a fallen kingdom. ❞ ❝ Our paths keep crossing, yours and mine. It’s more than just coincidence. ❞ ❝ Do me a favour and stay where I can keep my eye on you. ❞  ❝ Not exactly earning high marks for originality, are we? ❞ ❝ I will see that you are kept from harm. It is my duty. ❞ ❝ Your enemies are hard at work trying to find a dagger for your back. ❞ ❝ Stop being so stubborn. Carry on like this and you’re going to get us both killed. ❞ ❝ I will not place my trust in the sword of a traitor. ❞ ❝ You may be a princess, but without proof of your royal lineage, you are powerless. ❞   ❝ How much is the price on your head these days, I wonder? ❞ ❝ Are you asking me to be your sword, to strike where you might not? ❞ ❝ You don’t have to worry about me. I’m tougher than I look. ❞ ❝ There’s no guarantee we’re going to make it out of this alive. ❞ ❝ Call me old fashioned, but I was hoping for a treasure whose worth we could measure. ❞ ❝ Well, at least your sword is to the point. ❞ ❝ You shall not tread this path alone. Together we go. ❞ ❝ Your cage may have no bars, but it is a cage. ❞ ❝ I always knew you didn’t take well to being tied up...I just didn’t know how much. ❞  ❝ The differences between our two lands will fade before the shared dream of men. ❞   ❝ The past can bind a man as surely as irons. ❞ ❝ Too late and to their sorrow do those who misplace their trust in Gods learn their fate. ❞ ❝ You can never know another, even your father. ❞ ❝ I slew your King. I slew your county. Do these deeds not demand vengeance? ❞ ❝ I'm through with it - I'm through running. I'm ready to find my purpose. ❞ ❝ I am simply myself. No more and no less. ❞ ❝ Even with power, we cannot change what has passed. What is done is done.❞ ❝ I will avenge those who have died and you shall know remorse. ❞  ❝ I am the leading man. Might need to do something heroic... ❞ ❝ With each passing day, the world finds new and exciting ways to kill a man. ❞ ❝ It's not easy being this popular, you know. ❞  ❝ If I could protect but one person from war's horror, then I would bear any shame proudly. ❞ ❝ Wield your hatred and crush me. I welcome it! ❞ ❝ My hands are stained with blood. I see little reason to stay them now. ❞ ❝ What am I to do with those who would oppose me...but show them death? ❞ ❝ I’ve won my freedom, yet my past has been cut away forever. ❞ ❝ You've let your eyes betray your heart. ❞ ❝ Did you not swear revenge? Do the dead not demand it? ❞ ❝ When you abandoned home and kin, your name was forever stained with blood. ❞  ❝ As long as I can curse your name, I shall not be defeated! ❞ ❝ Blood alone does not an emperor make. ❞ ❝ This whole affair has the smell of money. I may have to wet my beak a little. ❞ ❝ You've been stealing again! What happens if they catch you? ❞ ❝ Everything that happened was because of you! Everyone that's died, every single one! ❞ ❝ This struggle is futile. You must know where it leads! ❞ ❝ How can you protect anything if you’re dead? ❞ ❝ Um...How old are you again? ❞ ❝ Spare me your lies! I see the serpent coiled here before me. ❞ ❝ When you bared your sword at me, you bared your sword at the law. ❞ ❝ Such strength...Inhuman...! ❞  ❝ I am no false saint for you to use! ❞ ❝ If you are so set on running, hadn't you best be off? ❞ ❝ I hope you haven't forgotten my role in this little story. I'm the leading man. ❞ ❝ You know what they say about the leading man? He never dies. ❞ ❝ I would say that you're more like a ...'supporting' role. ❞ ❝ I’m wrong? You had best find the strength you need to correct me then. ❞ ❝ Does your tongue ever stop? What if I plucked it from your head? ❞

❝ You know, I’m starting to think you forgot your climbing gear on purpose... ❞ ❝ Honestly, climbing’s like going up a set of stairs...only far less boring! ❞ ❝ I forgot you were such an optimist. ❞ ❝ I can’t shoot on sight if I can’t see anybody. ❞ ❝ Isn’t it beautiful? I think I’m falling in love all over again. ❞ ❝ And like clockwork, here come the bloody tourists to spoil it all. ❞ ❝ The only thing you’re doing here is getting into trouble. ❞ ❝ Ouch...That sounded permanent... ❞ ❝ Well, looks like someone picked an unfortunate place to hunt. ❞ ❝ Keep yourself caffeinated. We’ve got some work ahead of us. ❞ ❝ We’re still alive. Can’t complain about that. ❞ ❝ This place doesn’t seem quite keen on visitors these days, does it? ❞ ❝ You can’t blame me for knowing how to accessorise! ❞ ❝ If I knew that this was where it would lead, I never would have told you about ____. ❞ ❝ Are you sure you’re reading this properly? ❞ ❝ To be perfectly honest, I think this is a terrible idea. ❞ ❝ Don’t take any chances. I’m not losing any more of my friends... ❞ ❝ I hope you found what you were looking for because I’m never coming here again. ❞ ❝ Do I have to remind you how much I hate the word “no”? ❞ ❝ What exactly happened the last time you and ____ got together? ❞ ❝ Welcome. I trust you’ve been enjoying my little party? ❞ ❝ Take care. I’m a very dangerous man when my interests differ from yours. ❞ ❝ You’ll be amazed at how persuasive I can be...even with dangerous men. ❞ ❝ I am not a thief, and you would be wise to avoid such accusations. ❞ ❝ Why don’t you try begging for your life like the last time we spoke? ❞ ❝ Basic etiquette -- never arrive at a party empty handed. ❞ ❝ This place is a death trap. I know you’re into those, but it’s not really a winning option. ❞ ❝ It’s not a party until something gets broken. ❞ ❝ As lovely as that is, don’t you think it’s a little big to bring home by yourself? ❞ ❝ Your persistence will be the death of you. ❞ ❝ Did I forget to mention that you’re now my new favourite person? ❞  ❝ If all else fails, we could always get into the postcard business. ❞ ❝ You know long distance relationships inevitably come to an end, don’t you? ❞ ❝ You’re not truly living if you don’t live life a little dangerously! ❞ ❝ Narrowly escaping death again, I see? You haven’t changed a bit. ❞ ❝ I bet you’d do anything to have this kind of power, wouldn’t you? ❞ ❝ Oh, come now. Waiting is for the patient. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry. If I’d have known you were alive, I would have done everything I could to save you. ❞ ❝ I told you to mind your own business, and here you are following me to the ends of the Earth. ❞ ❝ There’s no difference between stupid and charming with you, is there? ❞ ❝ Are you okay? It’s usually someone else’s past you’re digging into, after all. ❞ ❝ My God, you must be absolutely freezing! Are you going to be alright? ❞ ❝ That’s a priceless artefact, not a toy!!! ❞ ❝ I don’t want anything bad to happen, but it will if you come any closer. ❞ ❝ Make sense right this second or I swear I’ll execute you where you stand! ❞ ❝ From this moment, your every breath is a gift from me. ❞ ❝ I hope this thing is as blind as it looks... ❞ ❝ Put your hands on your head and turn around. Slowly. ❞ ❝ I don’t suppose you’d be open to bribery, would you? ❞ ❝ You just don’t know when to die, do you? ❞ ❝ I can see where the rumours of your godlike strength came from. ❞ ❝ I did warn you that being so loud could wake the dead. Looks like I was correct. ❞ ❝ Ah, you really are a woman after my own heart. ❞ ❝ Good news is we saved the world! Bad news...we’re going to die here. ❞ ❝ I’d love to join you, but I forgot my trunks. ❞ ❝ Not that I’m complaining, but what makes you so sure this is going to work? ❞ ❝ I always suspected you were more of a dog person... ❞ ❝ You find things for me and I reward you handsomely. Seems like a good arrangement, no? ❞   ❝ Instincts can be expensive and yours are going to cost you the treasure. ❞ ❝ How far are you willing to go to find the answers you seek? ❞ ❝ I don’t have time for this. Get out of the way or you die. ❞ ❝ I know how bad you want this, but we both know you’re not gonna kill me for it. ❞ ❝ I was hoping you’d show up. I’ve been dying to make you scream. ❞ ❝ You’ve reached the top. Now there’s nowhere else left to go but down. ❞ ❝ Look inside yourself. Your heart is as black as mine. ❞ ❝ You’re going to run out of bullets sooner or later, you know. ❞

❝ You know I’ll lie for you anytime. I’ll cover up dead bodies for you. ❞ ❝ At some point, you have to realise you have hit your ceiling and just give up. ❞ ❝ I can’t remember the last time you did anything even remotely romantic. ❞ ❝ Is that your name? It sounds like it fell out of a mystery novel! ❞ ❝ With a name like that, you have to be a bad guy. ❞ ❝ I’m English. I’m a glutton for social masochism. ❞ ❝ I'm just trying to understand why you are turning down the opportunity of a lifetime. ❞ ❝ When is the next time you and I are gonna be able to get on a yacht?! ❞ ❝ It’s only noon, darling. Of course I’m drunk! ❞ ❝ You're allergic to rich people now? ❞ ❝ Look at you. Why are you torturing yourself like that? ❞ ❝ All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it. ❞ ❝ How do you just come out looking that beautiful? ❞ ❝ Was I supposed to bring a gun? ❞ ❝ I can't tell you how much it warms my heart that you have made this trip here. ❞ ❝ You always seem to find a way to keep me on my toes. ❞ ❝ All I ever wanted was a son and here you are. ❞ ❝ Perhaps now, you will finally be able to make something of yourself. ❞ ❝ What happened?! I heard a scream! ❞ ❝ You’re wonderful. You look simply extravagant tonight! ❞ ❝ You are the love of my life. ❞ ❝ You wish for me to believe you are innocent, however, I do not believe liars. ❞ ❝ This isn’t one of your books, sweetheart. There’s a real killer on the loose. ❞ ❝ You’re rich, you’re charming, you smell great. What’s there not to be jealous of? ❞ ❝ I’ll stop questioning everything you do when everything you do stops being questionable. ❞ ❝ I cannot keep your secrets anymore. ❞   ❝ I-I’m gonna drink you like a milkshake without a straw!!! ❞ ❝ I hope you’ve got insurance on those strings because I’m gonna bust this bed up! ❞ ❝ Oh my God, you’re much stronger than you look! ❞ ❝ You look so good for your age. Your skin is beautiful! ❞ ❝ I just happen to be around a lot of people that die! I don’t murder. ❞ ❝ Latin baby! Still the international language! ❞ ❝ One murderer always double crosses the other! It’s just a cliche of the genre! ❞ ❝ Oh babe, you’re the worst shot I’ve ever seen. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t trying to hit him. Those were warning shots, honey! ❞ ❝ Have you got tires on your feet? Good god, you’re fast! ❞ ❝ It’s amazing how pretty you are when you’re-- I’m sorry! ❞ ❝ This is a big house...This is what they call “rich people shit”... ❞   ❝ Let’s turn ourselves in. It’s better than getting shot, isn’t it? ❞ ❝ You stole that tux you’re wearing off of a dead body!? ❞ ❝ If there’s nothing else, I’d like to start spending my money now. ❞ ❝ Why on Earth would you put a hat on a freshly styled head of hair? ❞ ❝ Thank you for stepping in to try to stop the murderer. That was so brave! ❞ ❝ Yes! Look at how nice you handle this driving thing! ❞ ❝ Do you have ANY idea how gorgeous you look!? ❞ ❝ DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COOL YOU ARE!? ❞ ❝ You are as brilliant as you are beautiful. ❞ ❝ So, um...what did you get me for our anniversary? ❞ ❝ I have to tell you, I think this entire experience was pretty great. Outside of the murders, that is. ❞ ❝ You should have never come here! You should have just stayed home. ❞ ❝ All I'm saying is, when the engine sounds like your sister's voice, you gotta switch gears. ❞ ❝ This is incredible! This is a fantasy for everybody! ❞ ❝ Don't you even think about it or I will shoot your dick off. ❞ ❝ I don’t know how you do things where you’re from, but here, you need evidence to make an arrest. ❞

❝ Never thought you’d save my life. Guess that makes us even now. ❞ ❝ I’m never wrong. I thought you’d have learned that by now. ❞ ❝ We can argue over who killed who later. Right now, we have a job to do. ❞ ❝ This is going to be one tough son of a bitch to take down... ❞ ❝ I’m still human. I make mistakes like everyone else. ❞ ❝ Things explode around you. You can’t blame me for wanting to keep an eye on you. ❞ ❝ If you’re looking for weapons, you’re not doing a very good job. ❞ ❝ I always liked you. You’re as likely to heal me as you are to shoot me. ❞ ❝ Do try not to get killed too fast. You’re only a distraction as long as you’re alive. ❞ ❝ You’re a tough son of a bitch. I didn’t think you’d be up yet. ❞ ❝ If I’m walking into hell, I want someone I trust at my side. ❞ ❝ Never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad it’s you shooting up the place. ❞  ❝ This what passes for food out here? My tastes run more along the lines of edible. ❞ ❝ Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say, "Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached." ❞ ❝ I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you. I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line. ❞  ❝ You’re about to find out what happens when you piss me off. ❞ ❝ You seem like the strong sensitive murdering type. Always good to have around. ❞ ❝ I’m good with our current amount of headbutting. I’d say we’re at headbutting capacity. ❞ ❝ Thank you. You gave me purpose...Now, let’s find something big to kill! ❞ ❝ What idiotic bunch of hormones thought that now was a great time for love? ❞ ❝ Good deeds are like pissing yourself in dark pants. Warm feelings, but no one notices. ❞  ❝ The universe is a dark place. I'm trying to make it brighter before I die. ❞ ❝ I've taken many bad things out of the world. You were the only good thing I ever added to it. ❞ ❝ Time for me is short, but any I have is yours to take. ❞ ❝ Dead is dead. There's no such thing as a good way to go. ❞ ❝ ____ tried to kill you once, and all it did was piss you off. I can’t imagine they’ll stop you this time. ❞ ❝ Remind me to never get on your bad side. ❞ ❝ We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told~? ❞ ❝ I will fight and struggle all my life; that is my fate. When I die, it will not be in bed. I am at peace with that. ❞ ❝ If you are worthy of your command, prove your strength and try to destroy me. ❞ ❝ I'd never stab you in the back. Warriors like you and me: straight to the face! ❞ ❝ I.DO.NOT.GET.SICK!!!!! ❞ ❝ I’m not complaining, but you show up at the strangest times... ❞ ❝ That may go down in history as the shortest interrogation ever... ❞ ❝ You can either fight by my side or get crushed under my heel, but you will not get in my way! ❞ ❝ I’ll only relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it? ❞ ❝ Every time you order us to face impossible odds, I have to remind myself that I volunteered for this. ❞  ❝ Thanks for taking care of ____. Saves me having to beat him to death with his own spine. ❞ ❝ I’m tired...I’ll nap. Destroy the universe later. ❞ ❝ Everyone was always ignoring you and hitting on me. At least now this gives you a fair shot. ❞ ❝ Okay, that makes my legs hurt just watching it, and my knees are meant to bend that way. ❞ ❝ You just had to give the enemy tactical advice, didn’t you?! ❞ ❝ The way you move...it’s incredible! You’re like a dancer, grace and power in constant motion. ❞ ❝ I’m not going to die from an infection in the middle of battle. That’s just insulting! ❞ ❝ You know, for a bunch of cheap touristy crap, your prices are pretty high. ❞ ❝ I’ve seen so many things go wrong...I want something to go right, just this once. ❞  ❝ You do realise this plan has me walking into hell too, right? ❞ ❝ You sure as hell know how to make enemies... ❞ ❝ I've spent too much time and effort on this to let you get killed now. ❞ ❝ Look into my eyes and tell me you want me. Tell me you'd kill for me. ❞ ❝ If I have to fight through guards, I've made a mistake. I rarely make mistakes. ❞

❝ Morning! Are you ready for your hot fresh cup of bodily harm? ❞ ❝ Gotta warn you, I’m feeling punchy today. ❞ ❝ Sorry to break it to you, but you have so NOT got this, buddy. ❞ ❝ I guess this is what they call a ‘hostile workplace’. ❞ ❝ You may be a dirty criminal, but you have remarkably clean air vents. ❞ ❝ Oh, you’re so cute when you’re oblivious. ❞ ❝ After all these years, you’re still nothing more than an ignorant child. ❞ ❝ Why do I get the feeling that you were planning this all along? ❞ ❝ You’ll die as uselessly as you lived. ❞ ❝ If you worked this hard at a legit job, you wouldn’t need to be a criminal. ❞ ❝ I wish I could bottle and sell your optimism, I’d make a killing! ❞ ❝ You’re already breaking, so it looks like it’s up to me to stop the entering. ❞ ❝ You and ____ would make some beautiful babies, you know! ❞ ❝ There are so many times I would have fallen apart if not for you... ❞ ❝ I get why you do it, but I never really loved the heroes hiding behind masks. ❞ ❝ I’m lucky to be alive? Says the guy I saved five minutes ago. ❞ ❝ Honestly, why are you robbing again? You know the police are watching your every move. ❞ ❝ I know you’re kinda dumb, but I didn’t think you were this dumb. ❞ ❝ You can tell me this secret now or make me punch it out of you later. Your choice. ❞ ❝ Your suit is awesome! Can we talk design details? ❞ ❝ This won’t pay the bills, but I’ll help you with this if it means a lot to you. ❞ ❝ Have it your way. You wanna fight? Well then, let’s fight! ❞ ❝ Well, there’s nothing illegal in plain sight...Kind of anticlimactic, huh? ❞ ❝ It’s not really breaking and entering if I don’t break anything, right? ❞   ❝ We were good together, weren’t we? Maybe it’s time to reignite that flame... ❞ ❝ You have to learn to swallow that pride and accept that you’re only human. ❞ ❝ I hope I live to regret this... ❞ ❝ Nice entrance. That was a solid 8 out of 10. ❞ ❝ I really wish these guys weren’t so hostage-happy. ❞ ❝ The only way to fight a monster is to become one. ❞ ❝ Someday, I’ll turn the tables. I’ll show you what it feels like to be helpless and small. ❞ ❝ I want to say “don’t do that ever again”, but I know you’re going to anyway. ❞ ❝ Did...you just leave your clothes on the kitchen floor...? ❞   ❝ You know, as elevator shafts go, this is pretty nice! ❞ ❝ If you ever wanted to team up, well, we could do some real damage! ❞ ❝ Do you remember the last time we did this dance? ❞ ❝ You’ve got a hell of a left hook. Can’t wait for the rematch. ❞ ❝ Sometimes, information is worth more than money, and I learned plenty watching you. ❞ ❝ That was really brave, but next time, leave the fighting to the pros, okay? ❞  ❝ Kneel before me, or I’ll pull your mask off and expose you. ❞ ❝ I feel bad for anyone who’s on the wrong side of you. ❞ ❝ Love the optimism, but in my experience, when it looks bad, it’s usually worse. ❞ ❝ You can’t stop me, but I’m flattered that you’re still trying. ❞ ❝ There are easier ways to ask for an autograph than this. ❞ ❝ It’s hard when you’re always the one that gets saved, you know? ❞ ❝ Amazing what a little teamwork can achieve, isn’t it? ❞ ❝ The world would be better off without you, and you know it. ❞ ❝ Let’s just...go ahead and forget that ever happened... ❞ ❝ I love ya, but you do know it’s rude to cut in, right? ❞  ❝ Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now. ❞ ❝ You’re a lot more than your past. Don’t let it control you. ❞ ❝ Long time, no see! We’re going to have so much fun together! ❞ ❝ Missed me, missed me, now you gotta- You know what, forget I said anything. ❞ ❝ I’m not one to be judgemental, but you, sir, are an extremely disturbed man. ❞ ❝ Admit it, you were just waiting in the next room hoping the other guys would finish me first. ❞ ❝ “Lie" is such an ugly word. I prefer "misdirection”. ❞ ❝ I just conned the hell out of you and here you are trying to save me. How can you be so damn nice all the time? ❞

❝ The truth is what I make of it. I could set this world on fire and call it rain. ❞ ❝ I told you to hide your heart once. You should have listened. ❞ ❝ The gods rule us still. They have come down from the stars, and they are no longer kind. ❞ ❝ If you know someone's fear, you know them. ❞ ❝ You should know the difference between secrets and lies. ❞ ❝ What I need and what I want are two very different things. ❞ ❝ To look powerful is to be powerful. ❞ ❝ There's nothing wrong with being different. ❞ ❝ I see a world on the edge of a blade. Without balance, it will fall. ❞ ❝ I will never make the mistake of loving you ever again. ❞ ❝ It's our nature. We destroy. It's the constant of our kind. No matter the colour of blood, man will always fall. ❞ ❝ A lie will raise me up, and one day another lie will bring me down. ❞ ❝ I'm going to find ____ , and they will die with you in their thoughts, knowing this is the fate you have brought them. ❞ ❝ I am the king and you could've been my queen. Now you are nothing. ❞ ❝ There are worse lives to live. Don't feel sorry for me. ❞ ❝ This isn't a spark of destruction, but a spark of life. ❞ ❝ As much as I want to pull away, I just can't do it. You are a cliff, and I’m throwing myself off the edge. ❞ ❝ Your touch is electrifying, but not like I’m used to. ❞ ❝ Are you going to babysit me every day or just until I learn my way around? ❞ ❝ I can’t believe I didn’t see you for what you were from the beginning: a wolf in sheep’s clothing. ❞ ❝ I'm an accident. I'm a lie, and my life depends on maintaining the illusion. ❞ ❝ Sometimes your silence is better than anyone else’s words. ❞ ❝ I woke up this morning as one person, and now I'm supposed to be someone else entirely. ❞ ❝ I'm not a princess. I'm not the girl who gets saved. ❞ ❝ I will never submit again. I will never stop fighting. ❞ ❝ Once, I was afraid of these walls, frightened by such beauty, but I see the cracks now. ❞ ❝ It's nice to hear that I'm not completely alone in feeling out of place. ❞ ❝ As beautiful as this world is, it's just as dangerous. ❞ ❝ People who are not useful, people who make mistakes, they can be removed. You can be removed. ❞ ❝ We can bomb and burn every inch of this country down, but that will never do the damage you can do ❞ ❝ Pride, dignity, honour; those are things no ability can replace. ❞ ❝ It's cruel to give hope where none should be. It only turns into disappointment, resentment, rage -- all the things that make this life more difficult than it already is. ❞ ❝ My life is moving on, no matter how much I want it to stay the same. ❞ ❝ I am only human, and humans are not supposed to deal with days like today. ❞ ❝ You can help me survive. Better yet, you might just help me live. ❞ ❝ Killers don't have to make sense. ❞ ❝ I am finally learning my lesson. Anyone can betray anyone. ❞ ❝ You wouldn't know hardship if it kicked you in the teeth, and believe me, it does that a lot. ❞ ❝ The truth doesn't matter. It only matters what the people believe. ❞ ❝ You don't know how precarious things are, how close this world is to falling back into ruin. ❞ ❝ I thought you were perfect, I thought you were strong and brave and good. ❞ ❝ You’ve spent so long at the top, protected and isolated, that you’ve forgotten you can fall. ❞ ❝ I won’t let them hurt you. You have my word. ❞ ❝ Time moves slowly when you're waiting for something good. ❞ ❝ I can't help but remember that my lips were kissing your brother last night. ❞ ❝ You’re like an earthquake in human form, breaking apart everything in your way. ❞ ❝ I don't know how, but I hope you become queen one day. Imagine what you could do then? ❞ ❝ Don't corner someone better than you. It makes them more dangerous ❞ ❝ Life has simply decided to open the floodgates, trying to drown me in a whirlwind of twists and turns. ❞ ❝ It’s too bad we didn’t stay longer. I would have liked to die close to home. ❞ ❝ I am sorry, you mistook my disinterest for attention. I don´t care. ❞ ❝ From now until the end of your days, you must lie. Your life depends on it. ❞ ❝ Your blood might be silver, but your heart is black as burned skin. ❞ ❝ I've done this a thousand times before, watching the crowd like a wolf does a flock of sheep. Looking for the weak, the slow, the foolish. Only now, I am very much the prey. ❞ ❝ I grew up wondering if I’d have food for supper; now I’m standing in a palace about to be eaten alive. ❞ ❝ You never looked at me. You never saw me. Not when you had ____. ❞ ❝ We both know I could never beat you with ability, so I beat you with my head. ❞ ❝ When are you going to realise that every word out of my mouth was a lie? ❞ ❝ My ignorance is becoming a theme. ❞ ❝ We don’t kill without purpose. ❞ ❝ From now on, you will live on the edge of a knife. One false step, one wrong word, and you will suffer for it. ❞ ❝ Make no mistake, my girl. You are playing this game as someone’s pawn. ❞ ❝ If there was ever a person begging for an elbow to the face, it is you. ❞ ❝ You have a bad habit of trying to save me. ❞ ❝ I thought princes were born with the ability to dance and make idle conversation. ❞

❝ When I said I could take care of myself, I meant it! ❞ ❝ That’s a nice house you’re checking out. Doubling in real estate? ❞ ❝ Nice work! With moves like that, you’ll be an elite warrior someday! ❞ ❝ I’m a professional. I don’t come cheap, and you can’t afford me. ❞ ❝ If you want to dance, why don’t I show you some steps? ❞ ❝ You’ve been well trained, but you don’t have the experience to take me on. ❞ ❝ In this world, you have to look out for yourself before others. ❞ ❝ Oh, calm down. I’m merely picking the lock, not breaking it. ❞ ❝ Impressive. That’s not a spell you see every day! ❞ ❝ I’m going to give you a chance to back out, since you don’t know what you’re in for. ❞ ❝ Are you trying to get yourself killed?! ❞ ❝ I get the feeling there's more to you. Is there something that you're hiding from me? ❞ ❝ Well, all I can say is that it’s a good thing that I was here! ❞ ❝ I really don't know what we would have done without you. ❞     ❝ It’s nice fighting side by side like this, but don’t forget we’re still in competition! ❞ ❝ Life and death situations are good for the heart! ❞ ❝ I swear, I'll cure you no matter what the cost. ❞ ❝ There’s been something...I’ve been meaning to say to you, and...that is... ❞ ❝ I’ve been looking forward to removing you from my path, but first, give me the treasure. ❞ ❝ We’re going to make friends by...hitting each other with our fists? ❞ ❝ You know, in this line of work, you burn through your wardrobe pretty quickly. ❞ ❝ Go ahead. The more you throw at me, the more I will throw back at you. ❞ ❝ That's me, a real damsel in distress. Without you, I might have had to clobber four men instead of only three. ❞ ❝ We really need to stop meeting like this... ❞ ❝ You call that pain? You don’t know anything about pain! ❞ ❝ I would have expected you to have more tricks up your sleeve. ❞ ❝ I think we’ve lost our element of surprise... ❞ ❝ Well, at least this mission isn’t going to be boring! ❞ ❝ Might I ask, have you ever actually flown a plane!? ❞ ❝ I wouldn't make a move if I were you. You're outnumbered. ❞ ❝ Do you always pick fights with strangers, or am I special? ❞ ❝ Events have been set in motion that spell the undoing of the world. ❞ ❝ I never wanted this life for you. All I wanted was for you to be safe and happy. ❞ ❝ I've never felt like this. It's like I could destroy the world with my bare hands. ❞ ❝ You were an embarrassment back there. Don't screw this up for me! ❞ ❝ No enemy is insurmountable if you have the right plan. ❞ ❝ You can't beat fear just by whacking it with a sword! ❞ ❝ At least we wore helmets before jumping out of a moving airplane! ❞ ❝ I’ve already got the advantage - you just don’t know it yet. ❞ ❝ I was just hoping we'd ram a path to the treasure with that thick head of yours. ❞ ❝ Thinking of moving into the castle? I'll warn you - the rent's high. ❞ ❝ Please understand - fighting side by side is important to me. It’s a measure of trust. ❞ ❝ Grave robber? I prefer the title 'ancient artefact enthusiast’. ❞ ❝ It's time for you to go. You can walk away or get thrown away with the trash. Your choice. ❞ ❝ Great power comes from a noble family name. Even a name like yours. ❞ ❝ So, the legends are true...Even with what I know, it’s hard to believe... ❞ ❝ There's only one way to know what you're made of. Fight me, one on one. ❞ ❝ I'm going to finish this, and I'm going to do it the old fashioned way. ❞ ❝ I think I know exactly what you’re looking for. I also think that you’re in grave danger. ❞ ❝ I tend to be a very serious fellow. All of my friends tell me so ❞ ❝ I apologise for the secrecy. People like me tend to keep low profiles for good reasons. ❞ ❝ What a pity...It seems I’ll have to get my hands dirty... ❞ ❝ Sometimes, the simplest plans are the most effective. ❞

NO SPOILERS BUT A PART 2 IS On IT’S WAY BECAUSE MY GREAT GRANDPA HAS GOT AN IPHONE AND HE USES IT WITH GRADE A SASS

my great-grandpa is bloody amazing, I know !! even made the journey with me yesterday at 100 years old to help me settle into university ! he’s a legend and I’m so lucky to have him !

❝ I’m afraid you’ve been poking your nose into the wrong business. ❞   ❝ I wish I had your confidence. I couldn’t imagine nodding off minutes before my cue. ❞ ❝ It must be so nice to be ____’s favourite. ❞ ❝ Fine, go on and keep your airs. Act as though you’re better than the rest of us. ❞ ❝ Do I keep you here to titter in the shadows? My customers are waiting for entertainment! ❞ ❝ You’re not like those useless strays. You’re the only one I can rely on. ❞ ❝ You were an ignorant boy/girl when I found you. I taught you everything you know. ❞ ❝ You owe me, kitten, and I’ll see that debt repaid. ❞ ❝ You are too kind...and too handsome, might I add. ❞ ❝ Don’t you think that’s enough already? Do you take pleasure in someone else’s pain? ❞ ❝ One glance was all I needed to know your mind was not where it ought to be. ❞ ❝ You know the fate that awaits you if you dare defy me...Don’t you, kitten? ❞ ❝ Bravo...That was a performance for the ages! ❞   ❝ Admit it now. Wouldn’t you care to spend more time with me? ❞ ❝ I know you better than you think I do. I know you have a good heart. ❞ ❝ Always a woman/man of few words. I wouldn’t have it any other way. ❞ ❝ Friends take care of one another, don’t they? They would never...disappoint each other. ❞ ❝ Is it finally over? I must say, at least your last performance will have some life. ❞ ❝ I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself now. ❞ ❝ You know what I do with cats that bite, don’t you? I put them down. ❞ ❝ I had feared that we lost you, but here you are, alive and as beautiful as ever. ❞ ❝ Once you see me on stage, nothing will ever be able to satisfy you again. ❞ ❝ You are my only child. You must be stronger...stronger than you are now. ❞ ❝ Worth is not found in the eyes of others. That which truly matters most lies within. ❞ ❝ Even in my memories, ____ will never stop lecturing me on how to live my life. ❞ ❝ I don’t know who you are, but I know you don’t belong here. ❞ ❝ Do you have any idea how long I’ve waited for this day...? ❞ ❝ You’ve made far too many enemies. That’s not good for your health, you know. ❞ ❝ How does it taste? Is vengeance as sweet as you imagined it to be? ❞ ❝ Do my eyes see true? You have grown lovelier than I could ever imagine. ❞ ❝ Knowing that I could not have done more for you...It tortures me to this day. ❞ ❝ You can stop right there. How I live my life is my affair, not yours. ❞ ❝ This business will be the death of you if you do not watch your back. ❞ ❝ Sometimes I think you’re too humble for your own good... ❞ ❝ Honour’s all well and good, but it doesn’t buy you much. ❞ ❝ I will see to it that you meet the same end as your father/mother! ❞ ❝ Won’t you read me one of your poems? Pretty please! ❞ ❝ Worry not your pretty heart. I will always be watching over you. ❞ ❝ So this is the stage for the final act... ❞ ❝ We are in enemy territory now. We must proceed with caution. ❞ ❝ How touching of you to do this. However, I’ve come for a different type of show. ❞ ❝ To have made it this far alive...It seems you too have fortune on your side. ❞ ❝ It is not the easiest road you’ve chosen to walk down, is it? ❞   ❝ You must stand out in the ballroom as well as the battlefield, you know. ❞ ❝ You’re a fool if you think I’m going to play by your script. ❞ ❝ Someday, you must find a cause of your own, a cause that will bring you happiness. ❞ ❝ You’re as pale as a ghost. Are you sure you can continue. ❞ ❝ Why did you have to die...? Why did you have to leave me? ❞ ❝ No matter how dark the night, look to the stars and carry hope in your heart. ❞ ❝ Your life was a beautiful tragedy the moment you were brought into this world. ❞ ❝ The only joy I have had in life is watching others’ lives fall apart. ❞ ❝ Do you truly believe that this is what ____ would have wanted? ❞ ❝ The depth of emotion that burns in your eyes...This is the person I fell in love with! ❞ ❝ Come to me, and let me bring this beautiful tragedy to a close! ❞ ❝ We still haven’t seen the full depths of the darkness that rages inside of you. ❞ ❝ This was never about avenging ____, was it? It was just about filling the emptiness inside your lonely heart. ❞ ❝ Abandon this madness. You don’t need to lie to yourself any longer. ❞ ❝ That hard look on your face doesn’t suit you. You know you were made for softer things. ❞ ❝ Every show must come to an end. It’s time to lower the curtain. ❞

❝ You like mixing knits? So do the people at the retirement home up the road. ❞ ❝ Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s not blood orange, it’s red, fuck you! ❞ ❝ Darling, you can write a porno if you want to, as long as it’s better than Fifty Shades. ❞ ❝ If you can’t be a professional, at least you can try to dress like one. ❞ ❝ Since getting older, I’ve adopted a new “fuck you I’m fabulous” attitude. ❞ ❝ A glass of red wine a day keeps the grim reaper away! ❞ ❝ Oh my gosh! Did you shit on the food, or is that your idea of a sauce? ❞ ❝ That outfit looks fabulous, if you want to look like your waist fell. ❞ ❝ I’m very satisfied mustard has come back into fashion in 2018. Good choice world! ❞   ❝ If I was many years younger, I’d romance you. ❞ ❝ People think I’m insulted when they call me Sir, but I’m flattered. I never got knighted! ❞ ❝ Nobody has worn something that hideous since 1918. I should know, that’s when I was born. ❞ ❝ There are so many beautiful things in this world to get insurance on. ❞ ❝ When it comes to work, I’m a bit of a control freak...but who isn’t? ❞ ❝ What’s a man gotta do to get a glass of wine around here!? ❞ ❝ I’m this old and I can still take myself to the toilet. Life success! ❞ ❝ ____ is panflexible and nobody can tell me otherwise. ❞ ( ** HE MEANT PANSEXUAL LMAO ) ❝ I’m so cool, I use text speak. LOL: lights on loser. FML: find my leggings.❞ ❝ ...There is only so much tackiness one human body can endure. ❞ ❝ I’m all for full body prints, but not when they make you look like you escaped the zoo. ❞ ❝ I saw a curvy model in the street the other day and now I wish I was 80 years younger. ❞   ❝ What’s with this cutout trend? Were you hungry and just ate your clothes? ❞ ❝ I survived a world war, yet I can never survive the grocery store. ❞ ❝ Chartreuse is a crime against fashion. If you ever wear it, I’ll pray for your descendants. ❞ ❝ There’s a reason nobody wears shoulder pads anymore. Just saying. ❞ ❝ Are you wearing silk chiffon? HELLO 2005!!!! ❞ ❝ If I want to eat a full tub of ice cream, I’ll eat a full tub of ice cream. Don’t judge me. ❞ ❝ An advantage of getting older: I can walk outside in pyjamas and not get judged. ❞ ❝ Wow. Blindness. What a plot twist that was. ❞ ❝ Why is it a thing that all mages just have to be sexy!? ❞ ❝ When it comes to weaponry, too big is never a bad thing. ❞ ❝ Everyone seems to be dropping like flies...It’s a little bit mad. ❞ ❝ I maxed out my two-handed weaponry skill. I am a man to be feared! ❞   ❝ You have about as much emotion as a tree trunk. In fact, that’s an insult to the tree trunk. ❞ ❝ “Let’s play with magic we don’t understand, it’ll make us incredibly powerful!” Dumbo! ❞ ❝ Oh look, it’s the president of Dorktopolis, capital of the Nerd Empire! ❞ ❝ In the wise words of my late father: “Fuck you, I was here first!” ❞ ❝ Don’t you have something better to do than trying to destroy the world? Take up baking, or knitting. Maybe poetry? ❞ ❝ Leather is the unsung hero of fashion. If I could live in leather, I would. ❞ ❝ Frozen pizza is the greatest invention our great planet has ever produced. ❞ ❝ Quinoa looks like tiny little bird poops. I’d rather eat my own shoe than eat that. ❞ ❝ Does my butt look big in this? ❞ ❝ HOW HAVE YOU ESCAPED MY CLUTCHES!? ❞ ❝ Of course I believe in evolution. How else would Bulbasaur become Venusaur!? DUH! ❞ ❝ What do you call someone who can’t move very fast? You! Hah! ❞ ❝ I just killed a dragon...I’M A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN! ❞ ❝ Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I sold your weapon, so don’t kill me baby! ❞ ❝ There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force. ❞ ❝ Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training. I should know! ❞ ❝ You can overcome any adversary simply by having a tragic backstory. ❞ ❝ I let Beyonce dictate my life. If she would do something, then damn, I’m gonna do it too. ❞ ❝ Oh. My. God. It’s a motherfucking walk off. ❞ ❝ I would hang out with you Janice, but unfortunately, I’m a father. Duty calls. ❞ ❝ You know who doesn’t like me? People who suck. That’s right. ❞

❝ Are you sure you want to be defiling your ancestor’s remains like this? ❞ ❝ History can be wrong, you know. ❞ ❝ Unless you wanna end up in jail, we should probably handle this ourselves. ❞ ❝ Using a gun is like using a camera. You just point and shoot, right? ❞ ❝ Less talking, more shooting! ❞ ❝ ...I just can't leave you alone for a minute, can I? ❞ ❝ I had everything under control...until they blew up the boat. ❞ ❝ Well, if it isn't the beautiful and talented ____! ❞ ❝ What do you say we get out of here before we attract any more attention? ❞ ❝ A man/woman only interested in the climax. You must be a real hit with the men/ladies. ❞ ❝ You don't need to worry about me. I can hold my own. ❞ ❝ Do you realise that this could be the biggest story of the year?! ❞ ❝ Hold on...I'm not as young as I used to be. ❞ ❝ Well, this is just great...Another goddamn dead end. ❞ ❝ I'm not looking for a lousy piece of tin, I'm looking for treasure! ❞ ❝ All's fair in love and war. ❞ ❝ Can you imagine the amount of money something like this would be worth?! ❞ ❝ Wow...Now there's something you don't see everyday. ❞ ❝ Okay, looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way... ❞ ❝ This lead better not be another wild goose chase again. ❞ ❝ You should mind your manners. This is, after all, just business. ❞ ❝ ____'s dead, and we're next if we don't get out of here. ❞ ❝ Have you always been this popular? ❞ ❝ I always seem to attract the scum of the Earth...No offence. ❞ ❝ This isn't gonna be a vacation, you know. It'll be dangerous. ❞ ❝ Strangers are trying to kill us and our friends are missing, likely dead. Great start. ❞ ❝ I know I’m not a big time treasure hunter like you, but at least I didn’t get arrested. ❞ ❝ I doubt you’re gonna find treasure stuck in there. How’d you get yourself in this mess? ❞ ❝ Always ready to make an enemy, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ Tell you what -- lead me to the treasure, and I just might let you live. ❞ ❝ Honestly...How much trouble could one girl/boy be...? ❞ ❝ Did you really think you could escape from moi? ❞ ❝ I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we’re kinda outnumbered here. ❞   ❝ I don’t need your bullet ridden corpse on my conscience. Let’s go! ❞ ❝ Y’know, I read a story once about this cursed treasure...You don’t suppose that-- ❞ ❝ Woah, you’re reading. Not just a grave robber after all, huh? ❞ ❝ I’m a lot of things, sure, but one thing I’m not is a back-stabber. ❞ ❝ Either I rescue you, or I beat the crap out of you. Hell, I might beat the crap out of you anyway. ❞ ❝ Would you slow down? There could be enemies up ahead. ❞ ❝ Well, you’re looking awfully good for a corpse... ❞ ❝ You sit tight while I look around. One person will make a lot less noise than two. ❞ ❝ Really, sometimes I think you left your brains back in the slum where I found you. ❞ ❝ Chasing this treasure of yours is proving to be more trouble than it’s worth. ❞ ❝ Well, this just keeps getting better and better... ❞   ❝ If we don’t make it out of here, I just want you to know...that I hate your guts! ❞ ❝ You should realise by now that I plan for every contingency. Now drop your weapon. ❞ ❝ I’m the only person in this damn place who knows what the hell he’s/she’s doing! ❞ ❝ You’re so pathetic, scrambling around for your petty little treasures. ❞ ❝ Do you have any idea what something like this is worth to the right buyer? ❞ ❝ What a day...saving the world, triumphing over evil -- pretty typical. ❞ ❝ It’s a shame that we’re leaving this place empty handed... ❞ ❝ You’ve got a funny idea of what it means to be romantic! ❞

❝ Can you believe it?! This is my total biggest dream and it’s coming true! ❞ ❝ Carbs!!! What are you trying to do, kill me!? ❞ ❝ You are fired for life! In fact, even your children and your grandchildren are fired! ❞ ❝ I can always rely on you to help me out when I lose my way. ❞ ❝ Sorry...I’m not in the mood to hang. I’m going home... ❞ ❝ Well hello! You’re looking fashion forward today! ❞ ❝ Is it Halloween already? What are you wearing!? ❞ ❝ Thank you for this. It’s good to know I have a friend who cares. ❞ ❝ I’m glad you’re feeling better. Your aura was so totally negative before! ❞   ❝ If we work together, nothing can stop us! ❞ ❝ So the place needs a little makeover...Okay, a serious makeover! ❞ ❝ Drama mama, snap out of it! We survived 7th grade, we can survive this! ❞ ❝ Someone call the fashion police - we got ourselves an outlaw dresser! ❞ ❝ I have just scooped the biggest scoop of all scoops EVER! ❞ ❝ You look goooood -- not as good as me, but close! ❞ ❝ I heard rumours that you’re like one hundred years old or something. ❞ ❝ Wow...I don’t think even I could pull off that outfit... ❞ ❝ On days like this, I’m reminded of just how awesome I really am. ❞ ❝ That’s an outfit no-one else would have the guts to wear! You go girl! ❞ ❝ I know it was you who did this, so you might as well confess! ❞ ❝ I know we have to make sacrifices for the greater good, but do we really have to do this? ❞   ❝ This is it. We’re ruined. It was all going so well. ❞ ❝ Your hair says a lot about you. Don’t be afraid to try something new occasionally. ❞ ❝ I kinda freaked out...I know, I know, I have to learn how to to keep my cool. ❞ ❝ It’s okay, little guy/girl...You’ll be safe with me! ❞ ❝ I taught you everything you know and you have the gall to brag about your success?! ❞ ❝ Can’t you see what’s going on? This is my revenge face! ❞  ❝ Let’s see how much skill you’ve picked up from me! ❞ ❝ I can’t believe we get to go to Paris...It’s so chic! ❞ ❝ Your clothes lack style...Perhaps I can help you with that? ❞ ❝ Well quelle surprise! Look who decided to show up! ❞ ❝ You know, there’s something slightly suspicious about this whole situation... ❞ ❝ We gotta keep our distance and stay out of sight if we wanna find out what’s going on. ❞ ❝ This looks like the kind of place you’d hole up in. No class at all! ❞ ❝ I can’t believe you went to all of this trouble just to sabotage me. ❞ ❝ I’ll leave you alone as soon as you tell me how to get back at ____. ❞   ❝ Well, this is certainly a plan, though it’s not exactly ethical... ❞ ❝ You can get into yoga poses that I can only dream about! ❞ ❝ I sure hope taking this picture doesn’t break the lens... ❞ ❝ An outrage? No, jean jackets with frills are an outrage! This is a setup! ❞ ❝ Don’t try anything clever, otherwise your photo will be in the Fashion Tragedies section! ❞ ❝ How sad for you that your clothes lack so much panache... ❞ ❝ This is gonna be a tough one, but I know we can pull it off! ❞ ❝ Well, it’s about time someone pushed the limits of bad taste, I suppose. ❞   ❝ This is an amazing opportunity. You can’t say no because of me, it wouldn’t be fair. ❞ ❝ Wow...you look...I mean, you look........Wow. ❞ ❝ I love a good mystery, so come on, what are you being so secretive about? ❞ ❝ You know, I’m gonna miss you when you’re gone... ❞ ❝ You know, we’re always going to be friends no matter what happens! ❞ ❝ I’ll never forget you, no matter how famous I become! ❞ ❝ It’s hard when everyone gets the opportunity of a lifetime and you’re left alone, huh? ❞ ❝ I have something to show you...Something shocking, something incredible! ❞ ❝ No! Please, go! You can’t see me like this! ❞ ❝ You have to go! Forget about me, it’s too late for me, just save yourself! ❞ ❝ Hang in there! I’m gonna get you out of this, one way or another! ❞   ❝ It’s too late! You can’t change a thing. Now scuttle off back to your insignificant life. ❞ ❝ NOOOOOO!! How could this happen!? ❞ ❝ Now, it’s time to kick back and enjoy some well earned rest. ❞

❝ Secrets are our stock-in-trade. From what I hear, you have a few of your own. ❞ ❝ I’m not like you, in case you’re wondering. ❞ ❝ You know the expression ‘know your enemy’? Well, that part is my job. ❞ ❝ Knowing the enemy is only half the victory. You also need to know yourself. ❞ ❝ Impressive work. Hardly textbook, but I suppose field work never is. ❞ ❝ Tell me, what did it feel like to take a life? ❞    ❝ There are no second chances. Not here. ❞ ❝ Remember: you are the most dangerous person in any room. ❞  ❝ Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business. ❞ ❝ A true assassin never calls attention unto himself. ❞ ❝ People will get what they paid for, and you paid for the best. ❞ ❝ I must admit, I had pegged you as a much more organised person. ❞ ❝ That was well done...I guess my hunch about you was correct. ❞ ❝ Power like that, with no moral restraint? You’re dangerous. ❞  ❝ If you think I’m bowing out of this, you are sorely mistaken. ❞ ❝ I dare say that this is an accident waiting to happen... ❞ ❝ ...That shit was definitely not part of the plan... ❞ ❝ You played your hand and you lost. You cannot touch me now. ❞ ❝ Do you even realise what kind of world you’ve been shaping? ❞ ❝ If I kiss your hand, will you ever wash it again? ❞ ❝ Perfect timing! Now, get out there and knock ‘em dead! ❞ ❝ Good luck with the show. I have a feeling it’ll be the one you’re remembered for... ❞   ❝ This seemed like a good time to catch you alone. ❞ ❝ I guess when you think you’re invisible, you stop looking over your shoulder. ❞  ❝ I play dirty. That’s how you defeat a stronger opponent -- you strike from behind. ❞ ❝ Trust me, if you have a weakness, I’m guaranteed to find it. ❞ ❝ This is no small task...The fate of a nation is at stake. ❞   ❝ People die. It happens all the time, even to people like us. ❞ ❝ Dig a trench and make it a deep one. None of us are safe anymore. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, but are you sure that this is safe? ❞ ❝ You’re good at fixing things. Can you give me a helping hand? ❞  ❝ You’re smart enough to stay in the shadows. I like that. ❞ ❝ I know you don’t care for politics, but we cannot allow ourselves to be manipulated. ❞ ❝ You playing a game. The question is...who are you playing against? ❞ ❝ I’ll be honest with you... I think your plan is hasty and ill-advised. ❞ ❝ To get inside, we’re going to need to get...creative. Any ideas? ❞ ❝ This environment is hostile and highly alert. We should tread carefully. ❞ ❝ Remember, speed and accuracy is the name of the game. ❞ ❝ Your performance was spectacular. You’d make an excellent assassin. ❞ ❝ I kept you alive because I needed you, but now...I don’t. ❞ ❝ You’re smart, you’re ruthless, but like all other fanatics, you’re impressionable. ❞ ❝ Deep down, the only thing you’re looking for is justification to kill people. ❞ ❝ Nobody can switch sides like you and just expect to be accepted. ❞  ❝ You used to be the enemy, so I have no sympathy for you. ❞ ❝ It would be in your best interest to do as I say. ❞ ❝ You made me feel like I was worthless. I will never forgive you. ❞  ❝ I tell you, nothing makes you tense like thousands of people wanting to kill you. ❞ ❝ Greed and ignorance, my friend. Those are the cornerstones to any good con. ❞ ❝ You'll never find me! I have the power of invisibility! ❞ ❝ You are strong and so sexy. You are the man/woman, and let no one tell you otherwise! ❞ ❝ What are you waiting for, you bitch!? C'mon, bitch tits!! ❞ ❝ I've got connections. I can make you disappear for good! ❞ ❝ Lesser men than you have tried to kill me and every one of them I sent to hell! ❞ ❝ What are you waiting for?! Just take the shot! ❞  ❝ Do you even have the balls to use that thing? ❞ ❝ Court is like war: you only go in if diplomacy fails. ❞ ❝ I have seen the consequences. I have felt the cost. That's what defines me. ❞ ❝ I won a long, long time ago...This? This is just maintenance. ❞ ❝ Please, please leave me be, I-I just had my teeth done! ❞

❝ Hmm...You have a certain strength of spirit. ❞ ❝ I am nobody’s master. ❞ ❝ Have a few swings at me so I can see your form. Don’t worry, I can take it. ❞ ❝ What do you think this is? We don’t do battle with magic around here. ❞ ❝ For now, you’re a whelp to me, so you do what I tell you to do. ❞ ❝ Be careful with my weapon, it’s probably worth more than you are. ❞ ❝ We were all whelps once...We just don’t like to talk about it! ❞ ❝ Don’t always just do what you’re told. Nobody rules here in our group. ❞ ❝ Around here, every man is his own and woman her own. ❞   ❝ I don’t know how you have the patience to deal with the rabble around here. ❞ ❝ It’s nice to have a new face around. It gets boring sometimes. ❞ ❝ I hope we can keep you...This can be a tough life. ❞ ❝ You’re tougher than you look. You beat me, fair and square. ❞ ❝ There’s a fine line between respect and boot-licking, but I like your spirit. ❞ ❝ It looks like someone’s been digging here...and recently... ❞ ❝ Now look what you’ve gotten yourself into...Sit tight, I’ll get you out. ❞ ❝ Killing you will make for an excellent story! ❞ ❝ Would you raise your shield in my defence, and your sword in my honour? ❞ ❝ We should be cautious. Beasts are not nearly as predictable as men. ❞ ❝ You’re stronger than you look. Perhaps we can hunt together someday. ❞ ❝ How can something that gives this kind of prowess be a curse? ❞   ❝ You might be the strongest we’ve had, but numbers can still overwhelm. ❞ ❝ You might do well to learn a smaller weapon, vary your style a bit. ❞ ❝ My advice? Always be honest with ____, but don’t tell him/her more than they need to know. ❞ ❝ Your heart is full of grief, and my own weeps at the loss of ____. ❞ ❝ You have taken more lives than honour demanded. ❞ ❝ This disease doesn’t just affect the body...It also seeps into the spirit. ❞ ❝ Move quickly, and don’t leave any of the enemy alive. ❞ ❝ I hope whatever you were doing was important. You weren’t here to defend ____. ❞ ❝ ____ had one wish before he/she died, and they didn’t get it. It’s as simple as that. ❞ ❝ This power isn’t as much of a curse as you think it is. ❞ ❝ The blade is a tool. Tools are meant to be broken. ❞ ❝ I can’t go any further with my mind fogged or my heart grieved. ❞   ❝ I regret nothing of what we did, but I let vengeance rule my heart. ❞ ❝ Well, that's taken care of. No thanks to you. ❞ ❝ A true warrior would have relished the opportunity to take on a giant. That's why I'm here. ❞  ❝ Glory only awaits those who triumph, and as warriors, our glory is hard-fought. ❞ ❝ If you wish to hunt with me, your feet need to be quick, and your eyes quicker. ❞ ❝ We don't just take in any milk drinker who stumbles in. Do you think you have what it takes? ❞ ❝ A woman who lets her actions speak for her. I knew there was something I liked about you. ❞ ❝ Woah, ease up there. We're rough, but there's no need to kill over a dispute. ❞ ❝ I like your fire, though. You'll make a fierce companion. Let us hunt together sometime. ❞ ❝ You're not afraid, are you? Of animals? Come back when you find your spine. ❞ ❝ Not bad, not bad. The intensity of the hunt is special, isn't it? ❞  ❝ It's been a long time since we had a heart like yours among our numbers. ❞ ❝ Some cowards in this land can't stand the sight of glory before them. ❞ ❝ You're someone who can get things done. I like that. ❞ ❝ And here I figured you as one who enjoyed our special gifts. I guess I was wrong. ❞ ❝ I've been thinking we need to be more... discreet. ❞ ❝ You have to remember, it's not about strength. It's about leverage. ❞ ❝ There’s more to defence than just pure muscle. ❞ ❝ How do you manage to hold your ground like that? ❞ ❝ Everyone has his weakness, and this one is mine. I'm not proud, but I will stay back. ❞ ❝ The difference between a noble band of warriors and a ragged bunch of assassins is as thin as a blade's edge. I try to hold us to the right path. ❞ ❝ Leave whispers and sneaking to the gutter rats who can't fight for themselves. ❞  ❝ Politics are something best avoided. I prefer more personal confrontations, myself. ❞ ❝ This is a day where our souls must cry. Grieve in whatever way you know. ❞ ❝ Fight well, don't be a lout, and you'll be fine. You don't need my help. ❞ ❝ I suppose you think this makes you better than me cause you can do that, huh? ❞ ❝ Come on now, watch the footwork. Keep your balance. ❞ ❝ Keep a sharp eye about you and maybe I'll teach you to fight some day. ❞ ❝ Any warrior who gets to be old is either fearsome or a coward. I'll let you find out which I am. ❞ ❝ You was an excellent sparring partner. I'll miss our training sessions. ❞  ❝ Honor is in our blood, death in our hearts. If you seek either, you've found the right place. ❞ ❝ I think by now I've killed one of every living thing in this place. ❞  ❝ Great, another ambitious visitor. You think you can just wander in here and join us? ❞ ❝ There's a cave. Animals or bandits inside, no doubt. ❞ ❝ Focus on the calm in the battle. Control the rage, don't let it control you. ❞ ❝ Some people don't think I'm smart. Those people get my fist. But you, I like. ❞ ❝ This is how a warrior should feel. Alive and alert. Not clouded with thoughts of the hunt. ❞ ❝ By the gods, I feel like I could crush a giant's head like a walnut! ❞ ❝ What guidance could YOU offer me? ❞ ❝ What kind of weapon do you prefer? I like the smaller, quicker blades. ❞