to boldly blog where no man has blogged before

“So you’re from the future” “The year 2016″ “So the world’s not gunna end in 2012!” “Ha! Well, you’re gunna wish it did”

I feel like this is gonna be one of those jomes that get funnier with age like its ginna be just as relavent in 2020 as it is now

Tag yourself im timber

“Is this Captain Kirk?” “No this is Patrick.”

I’m currently watching the first episode of Star Trek when will it get gay

Well fuck it got gay fast

you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

IT REALLY SUCKS THAT NO ONE THINKS YOU’RE STRUGGLING UNLESS YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE DYING ON THE OUTSIDE.

Get those last Summer frolics out of your system while it lasts. Autumn is just around the corner! YES!