naming shit is so hard

@splode-postlobotomy

banners mine, icon by @harpoonsnotspoons beware there might be suggestive/nsfw wsg REAL rex splode [fictive] grown ass man but i got rocks 4 brains cant type for shit im trying REALLY hard for this description be NICE to me [please bully me for my shitty typing its rly funny] everyone should invest in tanki online pls i need friends to play w blog js for me to talk to the void when i have a great idea (rare). reblogs here too. been told im a bisexual disaster but im invested in a guy rn theres gonna be hella gay posting enjoy this bs. or dont idrc

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"i bet u smell like white gatorade and nickels" no its just nickels. thank u for counting out (counts on fingers) 52 dollars in change. now my hands smell like nickels and are weirdly colored

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rabbithaver

in the sonic universe there is a subreddit called r/sonicspotting and it's just people posting single frames of a blurry flash of blue taken from footage from their doorbell & security cameras. he's like a cryptid except you can ask him for autographs and he'll oblige

rabbithaver

it's called r/sonicspotting, but sonic isn't the only one that gets posted about. this subreddit has flair for each of his known associates, so there's the occasional post about them as well. periodically someone will post a blurry cell phone picture of a biplane in the distance like "IS THIS THE TORNADO?"

there's text posts, too. titles include:

"I asked Shadow for a selfie and he told me to fuck off"

"A hot bat stole my wallet, is she a friend of Sonic's? Can I get it back?"

"I encountered Tails at a walmart and asked for an autograph. He talked to me about planes for an hour"

"Sonic's psychic friend used my car to explode a badnik... will my insurance cover this?"

also, nobody knows Scourge's name so everyone just calls him Green Sonic. anyone who tries posting his name gets banned and their post deleted immediately

rabbithaver

some of my favorite tags on this post

eyeinkss

prey animals when they spot you

splode-postlobotomy

@thedodokingg

bonerfart

fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle

delphiniiidae

he was born in 1969

rhubabby

dicksuckle69

#holy fucking star alignment bro

homeboygirl

okay

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iwantwings44

changelingcoded

i know you said the gay man not the animal but the idea of explaining what an animal bear is to someone has been making me giggle for the past few minutes, like. "okay image if freddy fazbear got on all fours"

imagine a freddy fazbear. now take away the freddy. now take away the faz

hyydraworks

When it’s time to take out the fine china 👌🐴

These guys will be in the 7/24 drop at 5 pm ET!

splode-postlobotomy

@crabussy

innerchildabortionclinic

why was that one thing emo in horton hears a who

#hes a who in whosville bro cmon he was heard he felt heard #emo for the same reason branch the troll was hes just that color hes different #<- knows NOTHING aobut trolls

candycatstuffs

<<SONIC DEAD OR ALIVE IS M-MINE>>

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bongbongnomi

bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

#targeted

seymourworld

love it when people use it/its for knights in posts. knights is animals?

seymourworld

like not that long ago i wanted to make a blog where i just took bug facts and replaced all instances of the bug's name and replaced it with knight and i kind of miss it. knights is bugs. its chitinous

miketon

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

l4byr1nthz1

sycamorality

oh no i will lose my !

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maja-paja

real-language-facts

the alphabet says HI but it doesnt actually mean it bcause it said JK afterwards what a fucken asshole

splode-postlobotomy

& then it was gonna call u STUpid but stopped midway thru bc it felt bad

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