Can't wait for the opening scene of the Cruella movie where we find out Dalmatians murdered her parents leaving a theater in Gotham City.

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Can't wait for the opening scene of the Cruella movie where we find out Dalmatians murdered her parents leaving a theater in Gotham City.

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Also: they are trained, we are not. Why is the onus on *us* to prevent the situation from escalating?
I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!
Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.
At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.
We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”
THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.
oh my god
there was only one bed
but it was STAGED
I love this so much

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Rugrats was deep.
Animaniacs (1993) S1EP17, “Chalkboard Bungle”
These are what pranks should be….
My heart would have came out my chest!!!
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it’s out of touch thursday
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RNC attendees tried to hide a demonstrator’s “No racism, No hate” sign with an American flag. Clearly they failed to see the irony. The protester was from the Code Pink group — who haven’t been slowed down by this at all.
Using an American flag to cover up someone calling for an end to racism and hate is the best metaphor I’ve seen in a long time for the GOP.
Guys my paladin is 100% wife material
Oh, this is Advanced
🟥 and 🟧⬛️ are now apparently being used by TERFs, as well as this horseshit. Supergay/superstraight/superlesbian/superbi just means “transphobe”, heads up
also it is, unsurprisingly, originally far-right fuckery [TW for transphobia] close ups under cut
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Reblogging with further information because those colours were bugging me and I couldn’t figure out their meaning. A friend pointed out they are the colours for some sects of Anti-Communist Action, a fascist group for fascists that was made to counter Anti-Fascist Action and is also the colours used by the American Fascist Movement.
I actually do this all the time for work.
If you're pulling from a decent PDF, select the text you need, then drop into Notepad if you're running Windows, then copy and paste from Notepad into whatever word processor you're using.
Notepad will scrub all the weird formatting shit that gets picked up from PDF and leave you with just the raw text.
Granted, you'll still have to read through to make sure your "rn"s weren't merged to "m"s or whatever, but at least you won't have to deal with random font changes or italicizing.
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imagine trying to learn english and hear this
the worst part is that this makes perfect sense to me
There is no one in earth stronger than people who learn English as a second language. I bow to you
This satire was made 20 years ago.
Old school Madtv was spot on
Omg