Sapphic Haven

fandoms are obsessed with giving children to characters who would HATE being parents

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

istg the phandom is unhinged like no fandom I've been in before I feel like I could say "hmmm I wonder how many times dan and phil have each respectively blinked on camera since the start of their careers" and within an hour of me posting it someone would be like "oh actually phanniephreak1 has been keeping count since 2015, here's the link to it" and the information will be perfectly fucking accurate

And you picked that example because it's a real thing right?

oh my fucking god.

NEVER HEAL indulge in self sabotage romaniticize self isolation ALWAYS QUIT reject your potential never break the cycle let the curse win

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

unfortunately with a popular ship sometimes you can see the vision and understand perfectly why it’s popular and why people are passionate about it, but then the people who like it will make it annoying anyway

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese