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Sheās one of us

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A goddamn legend walks among us
moHTER FUCk
Iām so glad I hit play
Genius.
I like to break down charactersā details and study them, so thought I should share this with y'all in case you want to learn how to draw them!!
ko-fi
commissions
A joke thatāll forever be funny: Letters of the weapon name text from tf2 rearranged to make funny sentences
Like so:
Allow me to assist with a classic.

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is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something imĀ not aware of?Ā
i cannot believe im this fucking stupidĀ
Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10
four of course because itās my lucky number
Good cause thatās your IQ
hey so i might have to make a donation post because i can't handle another week in the negative
this is before and after the check cleared and my bills still had to get taken out, so now im just fucked for an entire other week, plus the 2 35 overdraft fees for the 2 seperate bills so ill be down to 280
youve seen it all before, im a trans girl with mental illness and just trying to survive and eat.
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please so much if you can help out, or even just spread this around, it would mean more than the world to me atm
thank you
Scotland is not boring
When I say I love bagpipes, this is what I mean
Absolute banger
WHEREāS THE SOURCE, OP??????
This is Clanadonia
What the video doesnāt quite capture is that when youāre this close, their drumming feels kind of like being punched in the chest. When theyāre playing on the street like this, every other busker in a 500m radius just goes and has a tea break, because thereās no point in trying to be heard over Clanadonia.
the directorās cut of an iconic vine

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Mjolnir
Frodo likeĀ āIām leaving without you to protect youā
And Merry and Pip (like me) saying nah fuck that
then them distracting the orcs so Frodo can get away and ya just give up on not being affected by this stupid dumb movie
BOROMIR HERE TO SAVE THE DAY CUZ HE LOVES HIS FELLOWSHIP NO MATTER WHAT THE DUMB RING TELLS HIM
I accidentally deleted the last addition to this post like a dumb idiot, so hereās how it went off the top of my head
NO GOD NO
NO GOD NOT LIKE THIS NO
STOP FUCKING SHOOTING THE MAN BOROMIR DOESNāT DIE NO
NO STOP NO
and we will now continue as normal
the speed at whichĀ āitās only a flesh woundā came to mind was ridiculous
fun fact if you google The Worst⢠you get these two images
THIS IS THE WORST
YO GANDALFāS VOICE I knew that fucker was coming back
Iām going to Mordor alone!
Of course you are!
And Iām coming with you!
CLASSIC Sam
the dude is willing to LITERALLY drown to convince Frodo to let him come I have never seen such ride or die
if Sam ever cries again I am suing
holy shit guys
what a fuckin ride
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aight fuckers Iām doing it Iām spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time
so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty wereĀ āpouredā into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.
holy shit itās Agent Smith with pointy ears
this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain
it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his fatherās sword -
IāM SORRY BUT IāM LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE
holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits
omg is this WHOLE movie exposition
it has been remarked by some that a hobbitās only real passion
is for food
FOOD
a wizard is never late
says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia
I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship itās beautiful
OH SO BILBOāS THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES
oh shit son heās got the ring and the golem voice
okay so thatās pretty fucking cute
apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same
holy shit guys Iām not even 20 minutes in Iām gonna have to make multiple posts
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where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop
THANK YOU
somebody please explain
Someone once told me itās like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.
ā¦I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle
There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) thatās super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think thatās whatās going on here.
In case anyoneās curious, hereās what it looks like when you walk past it irl:
It does have a 3D effect to it! Itās pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.
ahhhhh itās my favourite painting on my dash!! strap in folks itās nerd commentary time!!
so thereās like a billion and one things going on in this painting (because itās the middle of the renaissance and they got a liāl excited) so letās break this down.
first off, it was painted smack dab in the middle of the renaissance (1533) which means people-with-money are interested in two primary things:
Self-Knowledge
Knowledge of God
this is important and will explain 90% of everything going on (the remaining 10% is just the painter showing off).
okay, so first off itās called ambassadorsĀ because on either side we have a)a stately, educated man of the world, and b)a religious figure head. who precisely they were was up for debate for like 300 hundred years and isnāt really the point. what isĀ the point is that one of them represents the best of man, and the other the best from God; they therefore are ambassadors of these two facets, and to prove their excellence, we have all the items on the shelves.
on the top shelf weāve got a celestial globe, a sundial, a quadrant, a torquetum, etc. these are all things focused on learning the up there, the things beyond this world but yet are still scientific that humans are categorizing.
meanwhile on the bottom shelf, weāve got the awesome things of human learning on earth: a terrestrial globe, a book of mathematics for merchants, a lute, hymnal, etc.
the point of having all these things is to show off the glory of human excellence when it comes to learning and also the artistās ability to paint details. youāve got the full trivium of learning going on: grammar, logic, rhetoric; and then also the quadrivium: geometry, arithmetic, music, and astronomy. everything is balanced.
H O W E V E R.
holbein is also problematizing human learning even as heās extolling its virtues. for example, we have a broken string on the lute:
the instrument settings on the polyhedral sundial are actually wrong:
and, most importantly, that mother effing skull.
so the skull represents a couple things.
first, perspective was all š the šĀ rage šĀ during the renaissance, and the better you were at it, the higher respect you got. so if you could draw something like this (which a previous commenter is correct, it was hung by a staircase so you would see it as you passed by), you automatically got that sweet sweet street cred. also if you donāt think itās impressive that he could paint this by hand, youĀ try it because dear lord itās not fun pls pls professor let us go back to normal still lifes weāll never complain about onion skins and tomatoes ever again aaaaaughā
um soĀ second, this is a form of memento mori,Ā or vanitas, meaningĀ āremember you must dieā andĀ āvanityā (a reference to ecclesiastes), respectively. the point of painting these was to remind the owner that they are mortal, and that time is short ā and that no matter how much human knowledge they accumulated (the shelves), nothing could stop death.
side note: the placement of the skull is also important. the skull is a reference to death, the end of life, so itās placed on the floor. compare this to michelangeloāsĀ creation of adam, which is a reference to the beginning of life,Ā and is placed on the sistine chapelāsĀ ceiling.Ā
for life you look up, for death you look down.
AND BECAUSE OF THAT, we get to the last thing this painting is hiding:
a crucifix, tucked away in the top left corner so that you can barely see it, but once you do, you canāt unsee it. because, once again, this is the middle of the renaissance: holbein wants to stress both the importance of human knowledge (platoās know thyself), and its limits (calvināsĀ āman never has clear knowledge of self until he has seen Godās faceā). remember knowledge, remember death, remember christ.
and remember how good of a painter he is he needs more patrons.
anyway i could wax poetic about this painting for literal hours (the one and only time i saw it in person i wound up explicating to random viewers bc i canāt help myself and yāknow they were receptive), so yeah. thereās the cliff notes version.
Hey yāall Mem has degrees in art and literature so this is a Certified Hot Takeā¢ļø
@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

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If youāre one of those public speakers that say āGoodmorningā¦.Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNINGā I automatically do not like you from that moment on.