Vee!

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

i sure hope nothing haunted or spooky happens

I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAUNTED OR SPOOKY HAPPENS

AHEM.

I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAUNTED OR SPOOKY HAPPENS

i give up. go fuck yourself

OH FUCK YOU

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats