Ramblings

Joy and whimsy detected! This eepy mourning dove is joyful and whimsical!

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

“No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking stick! You’re lucky these old fuckers are holding me back, I swear to God!”

ok but pLEAAAAAAAAAASE scroll down and see the process gifs

Inspirational tbh

There's a kindergarten near my house and a sometimes they play this cleaning up song at an absurd volume so I'm sitting inside and can hear "pick it up! Pick it up!" and every time I think "that's not a bad idea actually" and obey the cleaning song.

Area of effect spell

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[ID copied from alt: Tags reading “reaching out to each other…?” End ID]

Today is the only day you can summon the energy to reblog this.

it is a rookie mistake to assume that the person making deeply anachronistic, inaccurate, and fairytale-esque knightposts knows nothing about real knights. i know all about real knights. i just think overseeing the farmland on your estate, explicitly being in it for (more) land and money, fighting less than half the year, and dying of cholera is sort of boring while swearing undying oaths is really sexy