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Based on these we could do a poker game. (The rewards are for a rivals like game?)

The players of the first game.

Serial Designation M (remember Doctor Sunblood from @ask-the-achs ? This is his adoptive mother.)

Ena @ena-shinonome-the-painter (context is she's here because she was told it'd be a normal tournament. And yes it's for fun.)

Maki ( @splatoonfan88 Noone tell her family she's here.)

Lulu (Yes. Dolly's eldest who's here because mama told her to hang out with friends more and she's friends with the bartender.)

Lulu: homonculus.

Ena:I was going to say mimikyu.

Lulu:I LOVE MIMIKYUS! THEYRE SO ADORABLE!

Ena:you sound like Mizuki.

Lulu:that good?

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Lulu:hey...M you've been staring at us.

M:*her voice box is broken so despite subtitles she's speaking only Russian.* 'you are a funny looking group. The teenager has the body of a model you are bigger then my gaint of a son and the painter has the anatomy of a vampire.'

Ena:hey...I have translation apps you know!

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Ena:so..Maki heard you're part of a loophole?

Maki:yeah..see I'm homeless and well my classmates Draque and Bun used a loophole. They can raise a child they're home is safer then the train station I lived at and they're older then me by 2 years. So BOOM! They're my legal guardians.

Ena:don't tell my class. Many want to adopt..or take me.

M:'I take son different way.'

Lulu:funny. My mom just found me in an open grave.

M:'son was baby in arms of frozen cadaver. I fight off bear for him.'

Ena:okay I'm scared for the future now.

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Ena:so you three are from the future? What's life like?

Maki:robots everywhere and people abuse super powers.

M:'humans colonize galaxy abuse robots robots take rightful place in reality.'

Lulu:magic is common and we're in the middle of Trans galaxy teleportation!

Ena:so tusgu wasn't making things up...

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M:'found record on father. You and him too different. Noone know him in 20 years. 2 months when I done with him.'

Ena:I know my dad was bad but..wait...2 months?

M:*being a murder drones she turns one hand into a chainsaw the other into a flamethrower.* 'I take care of problem. Little tusgu says you need help. I help.'

Ena:M! WAIT!

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Maki:Why are you named M?

M:'was serial Designation M. It means Mechanic or Mischa. I was based off engineer with drawfism. Good thing I not based off you.'

Maki:the hell?

M:'I could use chest canons. Hehe...sorry bad joke.'

Ena:was there one based off me?

M:'serial Designation X I think. X was signer who doddled as hobby.'

Ena:where is he?

M:'saddly not intact.'

Ena:oh.

M:'You want worker drone? I help make you one. He become baby then grow like human. Max size always 5 ft.'

Ena:no thanks I'm not ready for children.

M:'nanites. I can heal or consume.'

Maki:consume?

M:'some are acidic some can eat organic flesh others can eat inorganic materials. Other shock you some burrow into brain tissue to make you a meat puppet.'

Lulu:.....

Ena:*horrified.*

Maki:WHY THE FUCK AM I NEXT TO HER?!

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Maki:so I made a new friend.

Ena:she nice?

Lulu:which school?

Maki:Hebijo Clandestine Girls' Academy

M:'ninja school. How quaint.'

Maki:shut up synth.

M:'ninjas like them are more like jail bait.'

Lulu:oh my mom was asked to work at a rival of theirs.

Maki:Hanzō National Academy?

Lulu:nope. School by the name of Geshuka.

M:'she say no?'

Lulu:no...but mom went to high-school there.

Lulu:told me to avoid any student from there.

M:'it was shut down 4 years after your 30th birthday after complaints about teachers being inappropriate were brought up. Corporal punishments the cheerleaders blackmailing people the sports teams being violent the principal using a senior as his "favorite secretary" that sort of thing.'

Ena:....I'm very glad I have a normal school.

Lulu:...I'm only 19...

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*when you win the basic table you unlock 4 themes each with new rewards.*

Maki's-the Pit. The background becomes outside the Class 1-B dorms with her setting up lawn chairs and plastic tables.

M-the Labyrinth. The background is now a massive cave with a huge elevator behind the player this place has several broken robots and limbs of drones with maverick heads scattered around. M's seat has Quint's head on it.

Ena-the Back. The storage room of Tsugu's coffeehouse Tsugu's daughter runs the shop while everyone plays while the shop is closed and waiting on the paperwork to be done.

Lulu-the Toyhouse. Living toys everywhere complere with plush seats and ghosts everywhere mascot suits and robots are everywhere Lulu's seat is infront of a glitching Clown puppet.

M:*slams hand down on the table takes a deep breath and slides a can of oil to the player.* 'cheers.'

Maki:*nearly flips the table before saying.* "no...no...I'm not bakugou. Fine...fraking...here." *she throws her cards at the table.*

Lulu:*She looks at the pot then at her cards and then at the player.* "You win."

Ena:*she just slides herself from the table and holds her hand out to shake the players.*

Rewards (rivals game.) And yes they're legendary so they change voice lines.

M-Serial Designation SB (Sunblood.)

Maki-Transfer (Bun.)

Ena-The Other arts (Tsugu)

Lulu-Mothers first (Paradox.)

And maybe some other prize. (Idk what drop your own ideas.)

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M:'so school of heros let walking lawsuits in?'

Maki:the hell you about?

M:'landmine full of whiney complaints and grape boy.'

Maki:hey could be worse. Dad said they were worse in middle school.

M:'so adults failed?'

Ena:heard about them. My mom wouldn't let me do that sort of thing.

Lulu:mom recommended a paddle.

M:'they leave marks. Boys like them need better lessons.'

Maki:Mina wants to use Hypnosis therapy.

M:'I was recommending gas son got'

Lulu:what?

M:'You aware of scarecrow? Mix with fishbowl man. Then we add power dampers.'

Maki:Jesus you really are her kid.

M:'thank you. She is good woman.'

Maki:...why did Mai let you two meet...

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Lulu:say...Ena.

Ena:huh?

Lulu:that plush your friend has.

Ena:which one?

Lulu:pink hair.

Ena:oh! Mizuki!

Lulu:yeah between that and her...position she's like my mom.

Ena:position?

Lulu:before mama was Ms.Dolly Loveheart she was Alex Longstorn.

Ena:OOOOHHHH!

M:'...scanning....'

Maki:it's not that hard to understand you little!

M:'Akiyama Mizuki mother to Hope Akiyama and grandmother to Tanya Mina and Haru Akiyama.'

Lulu:meemaw?

Ena:*Spittake* MEEMAW!?

Lulu:uh huh. Meemaw. She died when I was six. Uh meemaw was what I called her because she was the mother of my grandma. Her name was Charlie.

M:'Charlie Longstorn married Alastor Longstorn. Children were Gerlad and Maria Longstorn illegitimate Child was Tula Longstorn'

Lulu:Auntie Tula took mom in when she was in collage.

Ena:...Jesus I feel old.

M:'...don't worry. You have big family. Bigger if we consider Lulu is the first born.'

Lulu:mom had 5 bio kids, and then she adopted 4 more. So it's Me,jr,Shaprie,Cinder,Bella,Ames,max,chibi, and finally, Hikari.

Ena:*Almost faints.*

Maki:Hahahaha! She got around.

Lulu:my father described it as 'hey. I was young she was young and we were wild.'

M:'at least they had each other.'

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Maki:haha! My family goes through more on ointment a week!---wait. Why does Mom and Dad go through so much ointment?

M:'father breaks bones mother like many ways of sparring.'

Maki:don't you start.

M:'they give you 3 little sisters and a little brother.'

Maki:I hate you.

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*reaction to the layering trying to read a bluff*

M:'trying to read me? Good luck.' *Eyes flicker.*

Maki:do I look stupid to you?

Lulu:you are aware I'm wearing a mask right?

Ena:nope. Ain't telling you.

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Ena:*Humming Afterglow song.*

Maki:oh? That old classic?

Ena:old? This is their newest song!

M:'she is from 150 years into the future.'

Ena:oh. When's they're last song?

M:'no. Not telling.'

Ena:damnit.

M:'music is timeless. Just be aware of the ai voice people.'

Ena:they're still around?

Maki:no. Unless you count the vhs collection in my grandma's attic. She likes godzilla. And the MCU.

Ena:really fell off after endgame.

M:'hard to find movies. Only ones I find in Japanese. Or Mongolian. Harder to find video games.'

Lulu:bet you like tetris.

M:'it is staking.'

Maki:aren't you and the doc both OCD?

M:'no'

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Ena:I've been wondering. You said there's an afterlife?

M:'yes.'

Maki:dad's been there twice.

Lulu:there's a portal where I'm from.

Ena:so...what gods are there?

M:'Yes.'

Maki:never was told.

Lulu:I don't know. Last time I went there the guy with the flaming sword kicked me out. Said I wasn't ready.

M:'that is Micheal. I wasn't expecting him to let me in.'

Ena:what?

M:'drones worker and non worker get in. Robot masters and mavericks too.'

Ena:so..megaman can be there?

M:'all megamen. Minus that one timeline.'

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Ena:so..duplikate and immortal are coming to fortnight.

Maki:dad and mr.yagi went too. Overrated.

M:'is stupid game.'

Ena:its...scary to think about. Like a viltramite or or...an evil inviciable could come here...

Lulu:those guys? Uncle Paradox literally threw their king Thragg into orbit and watched the star eat him up.

Maki:eh...may be some time but we could take the invincibles.

M:'son is dissecting one as we speak. Was talking about rulling empire and making humanity his meals and slaves. Teenager beat him and is now cutting him open.'

Lulu:Mister Sunblood never told me about that...

M:'son don't want to talk about that mark. Calls him sinister.'

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Maki:met this guy online. Calls himself Rex.

M:'little man with robots? Or man in orange costume?'

Maki:uh...why is that important?

M:'tell.'

Ena:wasn't robots name Rudy?

M:'changed name to rex at funeral. Said it was to honor memory. But more likely to be cover for being creep.'

Lulu:uh...

M:'robot needs to be watched.'

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Lulu:I've been hearing conspiracies about your worlds. I want to know which are true?

M:'go ahead.'

Lulu:uh...quirks were a disease a company was run by an evil AI and... America's government was controlled by outside forces.

Ena:some guy named kenjaku did trick a president into invading Japan to harvest Cursed energy.

M:'Yes JCJenson was controlled by the absolute solver after she murdered 80% of humanity.'

Maki:dad said it was a dead homeless woman after she ate some experimented on lab rats and it started as a disease that evolved over time. And he didn't lie...so...

Lulu:...this is depressing.

M:'that would make Afo and Ofa's mother the first person with quirks.'

Ena:hold up. 80%?

M:'solver liked blowing up cores of planets. And corrupting machinery.'

To celebrate the first game getting a remake ill do one for the second game! :)...

Qrow (Rwby)-hes here for the drinks and somehow Lynx got him into this.

Dolly (my oc)-shes just bored.

Franny (i thought itd be funny) @splatoonfan00 -somehow got talked into this by Onyx and is hiding the fact shes got some machines she took from Sunblood and some sensors from M.

AU Erza Scarlett (called CuddleBunny)-somehow got here while drunk and is here for a chance to win money.