Why Am I Here?

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site

Not a blogger was posting….

Y’all know I’m kidding, right?

It’s that time again. Yes, Christmas is here Coming as always at this time of year

Yet even this night, December 24, Sees many a posting text, photos, and more.

The Scripts, they were writing some answers for asks, and as time ticked on they gathered more tasks.

Many had jobs, and others just school But all took time to think about Yule.

Some could celebrate with family and friends Others had work, the kind with no end.

But then they all heard, while they sat drinking tea, On their phone, a message. What could it be?

A new Script was there, but who was he/she? The name said Santa, a Holiday devotee

His icon was red, with a Christmas tree green. His blog talked of ornaments and festive cuisine.

We asked ourselves, “From where came this stranger?” He swiftly assured us he wasn’t a danger.

He explained he was here speaking from the North Pole. He told us “I give gifts to the nice, and to the naughty, coal.

“So to you I bring these gifts three.  They’re rather useful. I’m sure you’ll agree.

“The first is patience for the frustrating anons They need your help; don’t shoot them with cannons.

“The second is words both gigantic and small So your jargon filled answers are understood by all.

“The final is love, though it may seem cliche But I know you’ll need plenty, some for every day.”

And with these words, he made his escape. We stared at our screens, our mouths agape.

But soon we came to and all began typing We couldn’t believe such a mythical sighting.

But after a while and plenty of thought We all decided it mattered not.

For if we’d imagined the red suited man One thing was clear we could all understand

His message of cheer, of hope, and of light Was a sign of good tidings this Christmas night.

So as we all left to sleep in our beds, Where visions of sugarplums would dance in our heads,

We smiled a smile of Christmas cheer, And though of the ‘morrow, when loved ones’d be near.

And as I finish this fictional tale I wish you “Merry Christmas” as your presents, you unveil.

Merry Christmas, y’all

Some good facts:

-Steph made Matt play through the first Portal game to see if he’d make good boyfriend material.

-Steph calls Matt ‘honey’, Matt calls her ‘honey’ and ‘darling’.

-Matt’s mom gave Steph a necklace that says ‘family’ on it.

-Matt says Stephanie is his number one priority above work, friends, and family.

-Stephanie admitted she gets really emotional around anniversaries.

-Matt used to (and probably still does lbr) sing Stephanie love serenades.

-Every year they argue about the thanksgiving turkey (Matt always wants to buy a huge one, Stephanie points out they can’t eat a massive turkey).

-Matt calls Steph the 'Terror Of The Deep’ due to her love of sushi.

-Stephanie and Matt own matching shirts and occasionally wear them by accident and have to change before the livestreams.

-Matt thinks Steph is cute when she pouts.

-Before they have meetings on Skype with people, they’ll make silly faces together in the webcam.

-When jumpscared, Matt will usually hide behind Stephanie. When there’s an actual threat, he stands in front of her.

-Stephanie has said whenever she went to Matt’s shows, she only ever really paid attention to Matt.

-They’re nerds and share socks.

-Matt has said he has nothing but respect and admiration for Stephanie, not just on a spouse level but a friend level too.

-Stephanie thinks Matt’s brave and admired his courage when it came to never giving up on theatre auditions and putting himself out there.

-Every February 1st, since they first started dating, Matt gives Steph a dozen white roses since they’re her favourite.

-Stephanie has kept every love note Matt gave her.

-Matt regularly compliments Stephanie and admires that she’s a speed reader.

-Stephanie thinks of her engagement ring as her most prized possession.

-In college, Stephanie has basically a thinkgroup with her friends to determine if Matt was gay, and if he wasn’t, if he liked her.

-Matt has said that even before they were dating, even when he was dating someone else, he always liked Stephanie and could always see a future with her (I know I’ve said this one before, but gotdamn do I love this fact).

-By their own admission, over the years Matt has turned Stephanie into a softie.

-Matt said he spent a long time planning his proposal, and the reason it took him so long was because he wanted it to be perfect, and eventually realized it always had been.

-Stephanie loves the 'otters holding hands’ YouTube video because it came out around when they began dating and it makes her think of them.

Cisgender people aren’t automatically transphobic just because they’re cis.

White people aren’t automatically racist because they’re white.

Men aren’t automatically misogynistic, rapists or abusers, just because they’re men.

Everyone can be racist to everyone else of a different race. Reverse racism doesn’t exist, it’s just racism, everyone is capable of it.

Anyone who lies about rape accusations should receive prison time.

Everyone is entitled to a proper course of justice in the court of law.

Transgender men should be put in men’s prisons, transgender women should be put in women’s prisons.

Women can be abusive to their partners. Do not automatically victimise women or say “this motive means that the man deserved it” are you fucked in the head?

People who are incapable of looking after their child should not receive custody over the other parent.

Feminism is great. Everyone deserves equality, and the proper precautions should be put in place at demonstrations. However, extreme feminism is not great. It gives feminism a bad name. If you go out there shouting “MEN ARE PIGS!” “MEN DESERVE TO DIE!” and all that bullshit, you’re a fucking moron.

Transpecies and transrace are not things. You cannot be cat, or a horse or a fucking bunny rabbit. You cannot be black, or Asian or anything else to the race you were born. I’m sorry, but it’s true. Go ahead and call me transphobic (even though I’m not)

The amount of genders and sexualities that Tumblr is creating is fucking ridiculous. “Angeligender– A gender found only among angels, that is hard to describe to non-angels. For godkin and angelkin only.” “Lichtgender- A gender represented by a ball of light.” “Zodiacgender– A catch-all gender term that is used to describe when one’s gender is related to a (or their specific) zodiac sign.” I’m sorry, what?? What the fuck? No.

There is not 76 fucking genders. Fuck off.

If you are transgender male and deliberately present as female, or transgender female and deliberately present as male, and then complain that someone misgendered you, that’s your fault, nobody else’s.

NON-BINARY, GENDERFLUID AND AGENDER PEOPLE ARE ENTITLED TO HAVE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS USED TO IDENTIFY THEM.

If you are 13 and your boyfriend is 20, I’m sorry, but he’s a paedophile. “Age is just a number” yeah, then prison is just a room.

Stalking celebrities to a point where you find out where they live is NOT okay. Stop being a creepy little weirdo and play outside or some shit.

the evil rodent people are killing everyone 

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