He had a pair of enormous balls, so heavy and full they were clearly visible under the thin fabric of his singlet, creating a distinct, pendulous bulge that swung with every move. His coach finally pulled him aside, his voice a low growl. "Son, you can't wrestle with a set of loaded nuts like that. You're slow, you're distracted. You need to empty them before a match, one way or another." The wrestler, clueless, just nodded. But the fans had already noticed, and a crude chant started "EMPTY YOUR NUTS! EMPTY YOUR NUTS!" They roared with laughter as he adjusted his singlet....the only thing bigger than his balls was his desperate need to drain them.
























