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he isnt? hes a cartoon character

when it finally happens they shouldn’t lower the flags to half mast, they should raise them to 1.5 mast. add some mast to that mast. maybe some balloons too.

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university