The guardlings have the TARDIS

straight people ARE stinky

wig!

there were 8 years between 2010 and 2018 where we didn’t exist but were just powering up our heterophobia gages

This is gold. @kunabee

#This is venom isn’t it?

i would like an emotional support alien parasite please

I’ll even go a step further and say workers should be paid for their commute to work, as well as their commute home, as if they were on the clock.

Where are you from?? I’m from Holland, where every worker gets a compensation for their travel time based on the kilometres they live from their place of work. I thought this was a relatively common thing?

Every time we disillusioned americans try to fantasize about the most off-the-wall crazy amazing benefits we could get from our employers or government, things that would never happen in a million years over here, like free healthcare, free drug treatment, being able to have a baby without losing your job or taking a pay cut, being able to sit down at a retail job, having your boss pay you for your hour drive to work, free ambulances, adequately supporting disabled people, going to college for free… And without FAIL, some European will pipe up and be like, “🤔🤔🤔 uhhhh, isn’t that just… normal? Like, aren’t those things are all just normal things that governments provide for it’s citizens? Because you paid for it through taxation??” And all the americans collectively die of envy and untreated dental infections.

i have never mattered. and i never will. 

my life is falling apart once again and i still dont know what to do

And suddenly sad songs aren’t sad enough anymore

What the fuck is wrong with you people

actually this is the only good thing staff has ever done