Time is the ultimate resource

an electric toothbrush

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

reblog for noises

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.

He would fucking love this.

WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

I know where we’re going guys

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too