you look like a lil ol' earthquake!

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

it’s caramelising absolute onion

it's caramelising absolute dansen

I think we need to start making movies shittier again. Lots of stop-motion monsters, buckets of neon red blood, cheap ass costumes, everyone has their tits out, every night scene has fifty fog machines going, you get what I mean. Everything needs to look like it has a budget of twenty bucks.

my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.