Spiker

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

They asked if I was giants I said bitch I might be

The German language was invented in a lab in 1976 specially to sound good in industrial songs

THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

every day i wake up and praise the transmasc homo habilis who first informed women that we could have sex with each other 2.4 million years ago