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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

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literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like "whoops forgot about it haha...." and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful

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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

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This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

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Shonen authors writing a hetero romance: They bicker... But... They KISS?!?!?! Revolutionary.

Shonen authors writing two male "best friends": They are friends, partners, family. They complete each-other. They've been together for so long it's hard to tell where one ends and the other begins, and they know each-other so intimately that they can predict every action the other will take. They're opposites and yet they go together like a pair of gloves, they're yin and yang, they fill each-other's weaknesses and boost each-other's strength. They wouldn't be alive without one another, they wouldn't want to be alive without one another. Even when they're on different paths, they trust each-other blindly. Even as enemies they are willing to put their lives in each-other's hands. Their life goals involve one-another, all the roads in their life lead to their partner. A part of one will always be with the other, no matter how far apart the fates carry them.

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Day 13 - Warp!

This is a lil bit of a revamp of one of my favorite old brews! I retuned the abilities, made it more portal-centric (since the old one also had some size fuckery), and gave it a brand new capstone!

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First two features give it a playstyle remniscent of Astral Self or Drunken Master, hitting and escaping opportunity attacks. Making the teleportation free when you spend ki to Flurry is a nice touch, too. Express Travel gives what would presumably be decent utility, but the range of the feature is never actually defined.

Finally, Quantum Snap... Is more physics than specifically portals. Not sure why the 10-hit restriction is necessary, either; you'll be hitting that regularly if you have allied dual-wielders, monks, eldritch blast spammers, or what have you. Contingent on you landing that stun in the first place, too, which can be very unlikely at high levels.

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse (2023) dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Justin K. Thompson, Kemp Powers

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this is one of christians’ favorite things to ignore. quite possibly their all-time favorite thing to ignore.

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@josiah-glacier that’s too good to keep in the comments

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ADD IT TO THE BADASS QUOTE LIST

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*scrimbling in on no sleep clad in pajama pants and a poet’s shirt tucked into a hot topic waist cincher

IM HERE IM HERE HANG ON

I GOT IT

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Hibiki!

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I found out that if you wait too long in the customisation screen, Chai (and other characters) will get tired

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A couple of my favorite lines from this game

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Hi-Fi Rush (dev. Tango Gameworks)

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please play hi-fi rush

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can someone pls explain

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Cops lie all the time about being contact poisoned with fentanyl, saying touching someone using/some contaminated surface RESULTED IN FOUR COPS OVERDOSING AND NEARLY DYING !!!11!!1 despite the fact that this is physically not possible. Primarily it is done to either hide the fact that cops are using, or to fearmonger about fentanyl and addicts. No this cop wasn't using fentanyl, it was some junkie scum who used and then when the cop touched the desk it was strong enough to make him OD ! Also if fentanyl can make four pigs OD just by touching traces, what would happen if little Jimmy had touched it ? we have to kill junkies to protect our cops and your children !!

The joke is that theyve blown it so far out of proportion that even being faxed an image of fentanyl would cause the whole precinct to OD and keel over dead.

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oh i see

thank you for explaining it to me :)

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In communities around the country, stories and headlines are stoking fears that fentanyl exposure through the skin could lead to adverse eff

Why is fentanyl so lethal? Can it hurt you just from touching your skin? An @OSUWexMed Addiction Medicine specialist separates fentanyl’s fa

just wanted to add some resources to back this up cause i didn’t know it was bs until now

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Reblog to make all the cops die from touching a fax machine

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Adding to this, y’all realize that if fentanyl could kill you merely by existing in its presence a lot of healthcare workers and healthcare patients would be dead. Heck, I had to clean up a broken fentanyl vial at work the other day and even touched a droplet of the liquid by accident, and I’m still alive. This isn’t even looking at how stigmatizing drugs and drug users like this makes them less likely to seek help for their situation.

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