The Garbage Ben

the "Turn everyone into rodents now" act, as well as its proponents, have been ratified

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

“Why do straight men act so gay with each other haha” bc they find gayness to be funny and feel the need to emasculate each other even when it’s on a friendly level. Do you have any other stupid fucking questions to ask me

moment of silence for my girl sheoldred wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy

thanks to lactation efforts

go on

I get this feeling I shouldn't

that is a genuine honest to god miracle

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it