i’m doing it wrong. probably.

you people aren't CASTING

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

Also when Kara pretended to be a dumb girl to get her and Ruthye out of their interaction with Lobo safely I felt that in my soul

BRO I SO WISH KARA ADOPTED RUTHYE AT THE END OF THE MOVIE!!! DON'T SEPARATE MY GIRLS LIKE THAT, THEY'RE SISTERS, PLEASE- Imagine in the next movie we see Lobo actually taking her in or smth... idek- I NEED THE SISTER RELATIONSHIP AND RUTHYE PLAYING WITH KRYPTO AND EVERYTHING, MAN- I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! SO SO SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! <333

Kara being the drunk angel on Ruthye’s shoulder while Lobo is the cool devil on her other shoulder.