King of the Junjle

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

if you don't booyah back i am killing both of us

i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"