tips and tricks

i’ve seen this shit happen to my boys man. this is why i get so heated on this topic. we don’t address this shit at all and instead we normalize and glorify this shit.

LETTING WOMEN GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!

IGNORING TOXIC FEMALE BEHAVIOR!!! 

STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR WHY THIS IS OKAY!! IT IS NOT OKAY!!!

Heyy, I’m happy to help! I mostly use snapchat for nudes since you can tell if they screenshot or save but up to you✨

-Camera angle from below! Makes your ass look even better 😉

-When you twist to take some pics you’ll have some folding-over lines on your skin. Up to you but I put my hand wherever they are to cover them (ex: twisting to take booty pics you get lines on your lower back)

-Lighting is key. Don’t want it to be too dark and natural light’s the best ☀️

-Tease them!! That gets them really going, then if you’re comfortable you can send videos or pics of you touching yourself

-Location: Bedroom over bathroom for sure. Use a mirror too sometimes.. and if you keep the camera at a low angle like right over your hips your ass will look killer🍑

-captions ex: “wish you were here to help me out😈”

-Facial expression is really important. If your caption is more innocent (wish you were here, I miss you, etc) go with an innocent expression (big eyed, pouty lips) but if it’s not, look like the queen you are(head up, confidence level 1000, think ‘murder’) also sticking your tongue out is v cute!!!

-BE CONFIDENT👸

-Honestly they’ll be happy with anything, you’re giving your time to them! They should worship you. If not, they don’t deserve your bomb nudes ✨

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE HAPPY NEW YEAR EMOJI SPELL

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

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The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

I get compliments on my skin all the time. ALL. THE. TIME. Clients are constantly telling me that I have the softest skin they’ve ever felt, I have perfect skin, that they love touching me because I feel so smooth and soft. They even put it in my reviews! It’s something that I’m becoming known for. So, I thought I would share with you how I get and keep my skin so soft! 

Keep in mind that these are just the products that I use. I like Lush and Kiehl’s because I have very sensitive skin and I’m not allergic to their products. They don’t break me out plus they give the results I want! I believe you get what you pay for, and when your living requires you to be at your best for every appointment…you need to invest in the best products. 

In the Bath

First up, I usually take baths instead of showers. I’ve always preferred it but you can use this routine for either method. 

First, I use Lush’s Rub Rub Rub scrub to exfoliate from head to toe, with the exception of where I feel I have cellulite (butt, where my thighs meet my butt and the outer tops of my thighs). This scrub has moisturizers in it and smells great! If I’m in a hurry to get ready for an appointment, I will use this and skip the rest of the steps in the bath because it does have some moisturizers in it! Exfoliation is super important and I exfoliate 2-3 times per week to keep my skin super soft. That means going through lots of shower scrubs, but that’s okay. Skin care is an investment and it’s worth it. 

Next I use Lush’s Sugar Scrub on the areas where I feel I have cellulite. This scrub helps to reduce the appearance of cellulite and it actually works! The caffeine in the scrub helps plump your skin to even out lines and dimples. It comes in a bar BUT I put mine in a tub. When I get an order of them in, I unwrap all of them, get them a little wet in the sink and then crumble them into a container with a lid on it. If you don’t put it in a container, the ingredients will rinse out of it and leave you with a pile of sugar in a soupy mess. 

I use the Sugar Scrub and scrub HARD in a circular motion on my butt and thighs. I exfoliate within an inch of my life. I do not play around when it comes to scrubbing. Sometimes it burns when I sit back down in the water. That’s just how I roll. 

After I rinse off the scrubs, I reach for Lush’s Dreamwash. It’s a creamy, soothing shower smoothie that has a pretty neutral scent and is calming to the skin. 

Following the Dreamwash I rub Lush’s Snow Fairy body conditioner all over my body. I also like Ro’s Argan body conditioner but I feel that the Snow Fairy leaves less residue. With the Ro’s Argan I feel like I have a thick layer of film on my skin after I rinse it off. With the Snow Fairy, the filmy feeling is much less and it doesn’t feel sticky at all. It’s a little bit redundant with the Dreamwash, but if I had to pick one I would choose a body conditioner over the Dreamwash any day of the week. It leaves a great foundation for your lotion after you get out of the bath! 

After the Bath

Immediately after getting out of the bath I rub dry with a Turkish Cotton bath towel. If you want to feel like a fucking goddess, invest in some Turkish Cotton towels. They won’t make your skin any softer but you’ll feel like the GOT DAMN PRINCESS you are drying off with them. 

I go straight for the lotion, or body butter if I’m feeling particularly dry. The products I love the most are Kiehl’s Creme de Corps Lotion (DO NOT GET THE LIGHTWEIGHT VERSION), Kiehl’s Creme de Corps Soy Milk & Honey Whipped Body Butter, and Kiehl’s Superbly Restorative Argan Body Lotion. Sometimes I mix the Creme de Corps Lotion and the Argan Body Lotion together before applying. 

Be liberal with your lotion. Slather that stuff EVERYWHERE. Yes, everywhere. I even put it on my lady bits for the softest kitty ever (ON, NOT IN). Keep slathering. I put it everywhere but my face. Get flexible and cover every square inch of yourself. You should feel like you may have to wait to dry before getting dressed. 

I use this routine about 3 times a week and lotion up after every bath/shower (at least once a day, but I’ll lotion between clients too sometimes if I’m feeling dry). 

Tips for a Soft Face

Use a Face Oil

No, I’m not kidding. Even if you have oily skin, there is a face oil for you. I prefer Sunday Riley’s face oils. I have hormonal acne so I use their U.F.O. oil or their Luna oil at night. 

Exfoliate