Hoe Tip Central

Also starving yourself all day will not work because sometimes it can take up to two or three days for something to move through you.

Just eat a bunch of fiber and use the bathroom at least an hour or two before your booty call if you can. If you hate eating fiber just get yourself some fiber pills to take with meals. If you eat enough fiber the section after the colon should remain relatively clean on its own. Just wash the outside part. Not your insides. Those clean themselves.

Yes! It dries out your colon and makes you more susceptible to micro-tears in your anal walls and makes it more likely that you’ll get constipated. There’s also a small but real chance that you could get a perforated bowel which is a medical emergency. It also washes away a natural layer of mucus in there which, while gross, is necessary.

Doing it once in a long while is probably fine but it’s not necessary unless you’re doing something super intense that goes up into your colon and you’re not willing to clean up afterwards.

If you absolutely must, use clean douching equipment and lukewarm water with a teaspoon of salt per cup of water dissolved in it. The salt mixed in will keep the water from dehydrating you because yeah, that’s another risk of douching. Your body has a very specific balance of salt it wants and plain water will sap away some of that.

Hello ladies, I got some things that may or may not help you get your groove on with the guys ! 

Disclaimer - I am not a porn star … sorry 

i just want to add that these are things that i do & these are things that make me feel confident and ensure i have just as much fun as the mf underneath me. anyways …. 

Lingerie 

 i have boobie issues so i always wear something that gives me more cleavage, just so when i start to get into the groove of things im feeling very sexy and confident and it makes the transition easier. Solid chance that with me the bra will come off t/o the ride. 

I aint no god damn bella hadid with a flat stomach so sometimes i wear one of those corset typa lingerie - they usually cover my mid areas very well and make my curves look curvier. 

Position

This is very important ladies because when a dick is hard and you move the wrong way that mans is going to be in pain. Erect dicks are not flexible at all. 

I usually go from making out - to flipping myself on top of him - and start to straddle. 

you want to be low enough to where you’ll be comfortable sliding his dick into you & to where you can bend down & kiss him, or have him play with your boobs etc. 

Teasing 

once your all figured out position wise its time to start teasing. This is HELLA important because you both want to be turned on. He should be erect and you should be wet. 

Grind yourself onto his crotch area where you’re sitting while yall make - out  - if hes not hard enough slip down and give him a quick suck. If you’re not wet enough switch positions and go back to some foreplay. You don’t want to try and slide yourself onto a dick when you’re not wet. 

Riding, Rhythm, Stamina 

Once you guys are ready take the penis and slowly guide it into you (sometimes i give a slow mini handjob just to be a extra tease) 

Start slow and steady. I love rough sex but to feel all the sensations i always go slow at first in a Up & Down motion (thats the safest - if you go to the side to much it might actually hurt him) once you feel comfortable you can always try moving your hips ( remember coconut ??) 

Make it last - guys can nut so quick lmao. Start slow and build the momentum chances are no matter what your pace is he will love it. So you do you and pace it to what makes you feel good. 

I can usually ride a while but you’re going to get tired regardless so get him to do some work as well. I lean onto his chest when I am tired and he takes that hint and start to use his hands to move my bum up and down or he thrusts from the bottom. (ps i also love this position cause then my tits are in his face and i have come to realize guys like that shit) 

Extra Things 

don’t be afraid to be vocal (if the space permits) let your man know its okay to be vocal as well! 

dirty talk ! this is always a momentum builder 

ENJOY IT the more he sees you in pleasure he will get off on it too! 

when your riding just be careful y’all - my guy friends tell me some wild ass things about how badly it hurts when the penis gets stroked wrong while riding. 

anyways idk if this will help but have fun and safe sex adventures you little hoe’s - alex 

“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby

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