"How many family members do you have?" vs. the BatFam:
Dick: "oh!! here, i keep picture!!! look at my baby brother and my other baby brother and my baby sister and my other baby bro-"
Jason: [under his breath, counting on his fingers] "alfred... uh, dickface, replacement, cass, demon brat, b... uh-" [pulls out his phone, opens the calculator] "one sec"
Carrie: "not enough!!! house is too big."
Tim: [closes his eyes, remembers the number of times he heard a different voice tell him to go to sleep] "somewhere between nine and twenty."
Cass: "The right amount :)"
Steph: "I won't call B dad just so I don't have to remember :)"
Damian: "Four. My father, mother, and grandfather are my most important family members." [under his breath] "I also enjoy the company of Grayson, Cassandra, Thomas, Pennywo-"
Alfred: [the exact correct number depending on your take idk]
Duke: "I don't know and I'm far too afraid to ask."
Harper: "Lost count after I found out Steph wasn't permanent, decided counting was too hard. If I see someone dressed like a goth at night I just assume we're related."
Cullen: [he starts counting on his fingers. he pauses, and starts over, mouthing names. he says 'Jason' twice and starts over again. He pulls out a pen and writes names on his wrist. It doesn't help. There is a glazed look in his eyes. He does not know.]