HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

He’s back

Holy shit apparently kid in my class straight up nutted his pants when he kissed his girlfriend for the first time like damn bro….

if you dont cream your pants when you kiss your gf then im sorry you dont love her

This is highly important pass it on!!!

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

*insert your mom joke here*

yeah no I can’t live without my mom she’s the best

YOU BEST BELIEVE I HIT THAT REBLOG BITCHES

I mean my mom can’t so I’ll hit the reblog for sally

SALLY! NO! ⚜🌈💕💗🌈⚜🍐@number-one-demigod-mom I got you!!!!

Thanks guys, glad ur out here making sure I don’t die in 928 seconds 💙💙💙

😁😁😁🍐🍐🍐⚜⚜⚜🌈🌈🌈

Awe nah, not worth the risk~ 

Not risking it.

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