Spicy Bean Sauce

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

This is killing me

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

a single mom feeding her kids is scamming the government but the outlet of a megacorporation posting fake job listings with no intention of hiring for tax rewards or whatever is fine

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble