don't mess with frog gods

in the process of remaking my blogs so im moving to -> @froggods

in the process of remaking my blogs so im moving to -> @froggods

drink some fucking water

To the blackguards and terrorists saying a pizza is simply a shovel for toppings; you are dogs and you shall be dealt with.

I'm sorry but why the fuck would you only have 2-3 toppings on a pizza????? That's a waste!!!! You're barely getting any flavor and if you do it's all crust, sauce and cheese, the worst parts of a pizza!!!! You HAVE to have 5 or more or else you lose the taste to just crust, sauce, and cheese which are literally the worst and most disgusting parts of pizza. Gross

Then don't eat a fucking pizza

listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

miss when more people abided by the six feet away rule in lines. what bliss that was

because why are you in line behind me and literally right there. in my ass. you have NO business being all up on me like this. do you have no shame? no awareness? no issues? no decorum? I don’t even know your name and yet here you are. inside of me

long distance internet friendships are so frustrating like i want to go hang out at your place. i want to bring that snack u like if ur sad. i want to go to the cinema and watch a movie together. i wish we could randomly decide to drive down to the beach one friday night and look at the stars. we drifted apart and idk if you're alive. nobody would think to tell you if i died. i hope you're okay

reminder to self: your life is not ending. this will pass. you’ve lived through every difficult day and night so far. tonight is not the exception.