Dirty Genius

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

Life is too short for someone nonchalant, find someone who loves you loudly.

it does drive me a little crazy just a little how casually usamericans will invoke vietnam war veterans as like, a cultural archetype. On account of knowing what the vietnam war actually entailed and all

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be