Get Rekt M8t

im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll

why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain?

shut the hell your mouth

One of Josh’s drumsticks slips out of his hand and the fans hand it back but he’s got the wrong end and he’s laughing about it :’)

I was the frappachino

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

*walks through a bead curtain*

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

I hate this website

This could be a SAT question

the doggie wiggle tapdance of impatience

i clapped

Everyone needs to see this at least once