evil wizards !!!

OK I WILL BECOME PERFECT STARTING NOW

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

evil cursed morning where im evil and curse you

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

i love how on Taskmaster at least once a series someone will really thoroughly fumble a task and then it cuts back to them on the stage and greg is like "how do you feel about that" and the contestant goes "if im honest ive been laying awake thinking about that task every night for the past five months" and i believe them 100% every single time

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

computer. This Charming Man. loud enough to kill