good night, v.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

i feel so the curse !