SpellboundSama

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.

Men automatically assume they’re more of an expert on something than any woman on account of their dicks. I’ve never met such an ignorant and narcissistic creature as a male

I’ll never forget a time when a fb friend of mine posted that she’s on her way to hospital to give birth. Women commented with “good luck” and other encouraging messages. A man’s comment was advice on how to give birth. 

You have got to be kidding me

You know I have plenty examples of this but that last one takes the cake so imma just let it be.

Because we do research on branding and see which don’t poison or kill our pets 🙄🙄🙄🙄 but I guess the only killing that matters is another industry

Oh noo you poor name brands maybe you shouldnt have been selling us garbage to feed our fuzzy family members in tHE FIRST PLACE

This is the first time I’m seeing that millennials are ruining an industry by spending more on something. I’m glad

welp, im a bit stressed and tired then

O shit o fuck-

reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school

I don’t remember the last time I logged into Tumblr but coming back now is worth it

i really wish i could get a refund for all the love i’ve wasted on people like! repay my emotional labour your bill is in the mail

CATCH THAT!!

See also “Black History Month” etc.