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Your teens are for depression, your twenties are for transitioning, and your thirties are for killing

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make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

This!!! People always seem to just say things like: "it's just one task" or "just make a list of things you need to do!" But then every task is actually like 20 little tasks and their order gets all messed up in my head and I get stressed and confused even though it's "just a simple task"

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

Oh it's moon day monday

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

when you mention me your dialogue should turn red to show you're talking about me. you shouldn't be able to mention Emily Roxie Pyro without your dialogue turning red.

People use this in mechsploitation to denote that they are talking about their handler (domme).

In ancient China they would have said Trump lost the mandate of heaven /j

I've always seen you as a verified sex haver

car sex... shoving you in the back seat taking full advantage of you in such a tight space filling the car with hot steam from our bodies... pinning your legs up by the headrests so I have more room to use your holes. shoving your head against the cold glass window so you can keep an eye out for us while I tear you up. leaving a seat belt mark on your neck from using it to choke you out. even just the smell of cum and sweat in my car after...

I think I would look amazing tranced out staring off into space while My friends touch Me and grope Me and take off My clothes bit by bit and kiss Me and bite Me and hit Me and so on and so forth. it just sounds nice.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

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