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one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

As you do

sorry i cant go out i have to cry in the bath

Its a millenial everyone anthem, dont give this to fuckin frats

He’s here

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

telling your kids that they can only ever trust family or that family is all they’ve got is the most toxic fucked up twisted manipulative shit and i would rather die than let myself believe that

Who hurt you

my parents

fullmetal alchemist au where ed binds al’s soul to a fursuit 

I love this primarily because it would require that Hohenheim collected fursuits in his basement

DELETE THIS FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

I AM LAUGHING!