Haddie Kaur you will always be famous

You guys call anything Catholic just because it's christian and vibesy. "oh he's southern and makes me feel bad about myself" girl that's a baptist

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

My friend Nader recently became an uncle to his newborn baby niece, Masa. Due to the traumatic stress and malnutrition experienced under genocidal conditions, many mothers cannot produce breast-milk. Masa, like tens of thousands of other babies in Gaza, relies on formula to survive. Today, Nader told me that this little girl is in the hospital now due to a severe chest infection. She is only 8 days old. Please help her.

I woke up today to the tears of my brother's wife, the mother of little Masa, who is suffering from a severe chest infection and is currently in the hospital under medical care. We implore you, friends, to help us get out of this situation and donate to buy milk and other necessary baby supplies for this child so we can leave Gaza. Please don't hesitate to donate.

Nader's fundraising is vetted (gazavetters #4) and supports his large family of nine people, including small children of which little Masa is the youngest. Israel's systematic targeting of children means that the price of formula, diapers, medicine, and other basic supplies are extremely expensive. Please help him raise the funds needed to help innocent Masa survive genocidal conditions.

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

who wants to come to my bedroom and watch me smoke weed and bang my head against the wall

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.