:P

hate hate hate that anxiety translates over into physical symptoms like what the fuck you're supposed to be a MENTAL illness

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

please respect european cultural dishes

pov: you’re in the passenger seat, hand-feeding the driver fries like a wild horse

y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I’m pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god

why tf do y’all keep tagging this “shrimp heaven now”

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

37chickenducks

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

I’m crying pls listen

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OMG

I always troll my friends with this

This sounds like it’s being sung by a passive-aggressive 1920s radio host wearing a very dapper suit and threatening me with a cartoonishly small pistol, bearing a large grin on his face that indicates that he will not hesitate to put a hole in my forehead, not for a second

gonna start highlighting important nouns in red and putting little emblem of what im talking about beside it

Hello. Have you eaten any fruit (🍓) today?

oh god if it wasnt the covid times i would be at the place downtown where the freaks all come around it's a hole in the wall it's a dirty free for all

the internet is a perpetually burning library of alexandria

too many songs about relations to other people. where are the songs for bitches who dont know anyone

he looks like a scared little old man

how many posts do you think get made on here in a day.....5? maybe 6?

200 million blogs and 80 million posts per day yet somehow all the gays follow each other and reblog the exact same posts consecutively.