The Calm Before The Dick Storm

fellas is it gay to be gay

according to historians? no.

too funny

“Anyone you’re dating who gets upset upon learning you’re bi is doing you a favor by disqualifying themselves from the list of People Who Get to Date You.”

@mostlycatsmostly

"two people who already know and are both secretly pining for one another meet in disguise at a masquerade ball and share a tense but extremely revealing conversation that they would never have if they knew each another's true identities" scenes are always such an exhilarating ride from start to finish... the confusion and conflicting emotions, the undeniable attraction from both parties generating sexual tension so obvious it's physically painful, the sheer drama of it all... *chef's kiss* poetic cinema

and if the two people involved are also rivals on top of that, making everything they say to one another while disguised hilariously ironic... hoo boy

why dont you read some much ado about nothing and maybe youll calm down

As if Much Ado About Nothing has ever calmed anyone down

I love the universal gaming experience of “oh this game doesn’t have sitting so I’ll stand on this chair and crouch”

why are there so many words

why doesn’t biblical art ever depict the Snake from the tree with legs. God took away legs from Snakes because the Snake in the tree right? So why doesn’t he ever have legs!!!