*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?
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*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

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So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this
But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)
And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that
.... You know?
There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading
so I need a bulk supply of this card
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On Tuesday, Michigan lawmakers dedicated more than six hours to allowing evidence-free testimony on the unproven and, frankly, unprovable election fraud claims of Trump supporters. A good summary of these kinds of events came from a man named Bill...
That-there’s a big ol’ pile o’ Weapons-Grade Stupid right there. Ah’m a-tellin’ ya…
I always thought parks and rec was being hyperbolic about how these kinds of meetings with the public go…
Are you a turkey? Cause I wouldn’t mind stuffing ya hahaha *wink wink*
I actually have only bottomed like a handful of times since the “incident”…
What is the incident.
So one time I was getting spit roasted by this married couple and the next day my ass really hurt. Like to the point I could barely walk and had to shuffle everywhere. Well I went to the doctor and they said they had to take a look so I was like ok this should be easy, I’ve taken things bigger than a finger… so she goes to look and it hurt so bad I actually passed out. I woke up and she told me I had fissures and that if they were literally any worse I would have to get surgery. So she gave me suppositories and Oxycodone and told me it would heal on its own. Explaining to my parents that I got fucked so hard my ass literally tore was a fun day… Well about TWO FUCKING MONTHS LATER…it hasn’t improved like at all. The pain was so bad that I would occasionally pass out just trying to shit. Finally, one day I was late for class but I really had to shit so I was like “you can do this. Just shit and pass out quick and then waddle quickly to class.” Well I shit and it felt fine and there was almost no pain…all of a sudden I felt fine. It was weird. Then I went to wipe and my hand felt wet. Like dripping wet. I looked at my hand and it was absolutely drenched in blood. Panicking, I called my mom and she asks me what color the blood is and I’m like “FUCK YOU MEAN WENDY?! It’s red…” and she’s like “no is it bright red or dark red?” And I respond that it’s bright and she tells me that I’m fine because if it was dark red then it would’ve been internal bleeding and that I probably just had a blood blister in my ass that was causing the pain and it finally popped. After that I was fine. So yea I haven’t been a fan of bottoming since then.
@gingersofficial your story made me a top.
Are we all ignoring the question of how the mom knows so much about anal bleeding?
When she initially asked how I tore it, she asked if I had taken like a massive shit or something and I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was from being served as a deep dick pizza to a hungry gay couple so I just said yea and fuckin Wendy here goes “oh yea that’s happened to me before”…so she’s had some experiences. My dad on the other hand knew damn well I was being a ho on the go but kept it a secret from my mothers virgin ears.

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Spells for beginners
I am often asked, “what is the best spell for a beginner?”
Here is my comprehensive answer.
The best spells for beginners are:
Spells which have quantifiable results
In addition, good beginner spells…
Are accurately recorded
Are objectively judged
Quantifiable results
This means, spells where you can point to an actual outcome and say, “my spell worked” or, “my spell did not work.” An example of an unquantifiable spell is a luck spell. A lot of ‘lucky’ or ‘unlucky’ things happen to us on a regular basis, but how can we really judge that? Will you succumb to confirmation bias and start deciding that every fortuitous happenstance is evidence of your luck spell working? Or if something lucky does happen, how do you know it wasn’t already going to happen in the first place?
Another example of an unquantifiable spell is something that is supposed to stop an event that wasn’t happening anyway. For example, nobody has broken in to my home, ever. In the last 3 years I have placed protections on my home to keep out intruders. Do these protections actually work? I have no way of knowing – because it is “stopping” an event that was never going on.
Quantifiable spells are those which cause something specific to happen that probably was not going to happen on its own, or stop something that is already happening.
For example, a money spell. Either you come across more money (by finding it the street, working more hours, getting a promotion, etc) or you don’t. Finding money in the street and getting a new job are unusual enough occurrences that we can reasonably say, “this wasn’t happenstance, my spell worked.”
Another example is a banishment spell. If someone at your job is bothering you, banish them. If they quit work and leave forever, your spell was a success. If they stay and nothing changes, the spell failed.
Other ideas for quantifiable spells are friend-finding, prosperity (money finding, job finding, reducing bills, reducing debt, holding on to money), banishment of peoples and situations, and emotional and mental spells cast on yourself or others.
Spells should be accurately recorded
So let’s assume that you cast your first spell, and it was a success! But you cast your second spell, and your third, and neither seem to work. What happened? What went wrong? You will have a much easier time telling what happened if you have accurate notes of all of your spellwork.
Maybe the first time you cast a circle, but later you did not. Or perhaps you used a special technique or phrasing or way of raising energy that worked for you. Many who do magic will attest to that ‘spell space’, and once you are done casting magic everything within that 'space’ gets blurry and hard to remember. It is not so easy to recall exactly what happened during certain spells, and trust me when I say the smallest thing may be the key to unlocking your puzzle.
To record spells, I make notes of what I plan to do beforehand, then annotate them afterwords with what I actually did.
You can also create a custom form to fill out whenever you do a spell, which could include fields like the date/time, moon phase, day of the week, weather, whether or not a circle was cast, if spirits were called (and who they were), ingredients and tools, chants used, exactly what was said, how the spell was sealed, how the spell was delivered, etc.
Spells should be objectively judged
It is tempting to misjudge the success of spells, either for or against them. Skeptics like to look to other causes, and optimists like to buy in to magic whole-heartedly, without questioning their results.
But the fact of the matter is that spells don’t work just because you really want them to work; spells can fail for lots of reasons.
My way of judging a spell is to ask myself,
A) did the spell do what it was supposed to do?
And B) was it reasonably likely that the results would have happened anyway, without the spell?
I see a lot of half-result spells like, “I did a money spell and found a quarter on the sidewalk!” Or spells where the results don’t match the original intent, like, “I did a spell to make more friends and my BFF stopped talking to me. I guess I am learning who my true friends are after all.” So the first question to ask is, “did the spell do what it was supposed to do?” In the first example, yes – money was found. In the second example, no – the opposite happened. A spell to make more friends should not cause your other friends to stop talking to you.
And then I always ask, was this result likely to happen on its own? I think in our first example, it is reasonably likely to find a quarter on the sidewalk. Magic isn’t necessary to find loose change on the street now and then. Now if you found $20, that is another matter.
If the spell did what it was supposed to do, and it was not likely that event would have happened randomly, then I count my spell as a success.

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Was not expecting that
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patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat
From the same thread
This is my kind of energy lol. VOID HIS WARRANTY SIS
what the fuck is going on
You can just do and say anything in any way you want huh?
Gay men have co-opted the Proud Boys hashtag on twitter
So there are a bunch more like this and it’s a big fuck you to the Proud Boys and reminding us what real proud boys (Pride) looks like
At least according to twitter
For anyone who was confused, gay men are usurping a platform from white supremacists by filling their tag with images of gay pride.
I was real confused for a second but now I’m delighted.

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As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute
Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.